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stationary syndrome

When during summertime you happen to glance at a pack of pens, a bottle of glue, or a notebook and relized that no matter how much fun you have that summer school is around the corner.
Matt: Hey Jake whats wrong youve seemed pretty bummed lately.

Jake: yeah man today I drove past an advertisment for school supplys and I got a bad case of "Stationary Syndrome".
by Chase Yaz August 23, 2007
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stationary

typical white girl: “oh em gee this stationary is so cute!! #studyhard #tumblr”
people with iq over 2: “stationery*”
by pxssywillow February 10, 2018
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Stationary Boob Action

VERB: Also known as SBA, the stationary action of the breasts of a female caused by a sports bra when said female runs or works out.
Hey, check out all that stationary boob action on the track field today. Those sports bra sure keep the boobs nice ans stationary as all those fine females run about. Mmm mmm mmm.
by CatLover99 April 17, 2011
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stationary road head

When your lady shows up to your work during lunch break to suck you off in your car on the company parking lot.
Man, my girl showed up at work yesterday and gave me some stationary road head out in the parking lot.
by 1machinist November 17, 2020
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Stationary Cowgirl

To sit on a dick usually similar to how you would a chair with with stationary or very little movement
Sarah wanted to enjoy a movie but still wanted my dick so she pulled a Stationary Cowgirl on me.
by Kagari June 29, 2021
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pepper-Stition

It's like a preposition, but a little more spicy.
While learning a new language, Ethan thought that pepper-stitions were the most difficult to grasp.
by Ethanfan500 September 16, 2021
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The Stationary

When a male holds his fist in a stationary posistion on a waist high table and inserts his penis into the gap of the fist, thus leading him to feel like he is having authentic sexual intercorse.
"I walked in on steve, while he was performing the stationary on himself, And he ejaculated all over my desk."
by Curt & Jeff March 24, 2005
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