I'll be switched

A colloquialism indigenous to Appalachia which expresses amazement, wonder, or befuddlement

Well, I'll be switched! That little box yous got can make a pitchure of lil ol' me?

by T-Dog Jenkins August 3, 2005

snitches get stitches!

an old piece of advice that still rings true today..indicating that somebody who snitches on somebody else shall reap the fit punishment.

While he sat in the interrogation room singing like I bird, I mouthed a simple reminder to him through the glass... "snitches get stitches!"

by dlee December 3, 2004

Switched up

When someone fucks with you heavy then fuck with a enemy

Damn tony switched up on me for jackson

by uban dictionary 33 November 25, 2018

switched up

When you used to be close with someone and now you're not because they're not who they try to appear to be.They've given you a reason to change up your whole attitude and perspective.You were friends with them and kind of low and now you've become your own and you're on top.

Kim K switched up after she left Paris Hilton's entourage.

by Whatactuallyhappened August 5, 2016

Switched on

Abbrev. "Brain switched on".

Someone who is switched on is alert and intelligent.

That Ohlsson seems really switched on. I think he has a lot of potential.

by Jackson Flames April 3, 2007

snitched

To tell the world your secret(s) -usually when a friend sells you out and babbles to the world.

Wow. I can't believed he freaking snitched me! It's payback time.

by somebodyy.(: June 10, 2009

God's Stitches

The line down the middle of the scrotum (balls) where God has sewn his stiches to tie man's skin on tight.

Hey, Johnny...what is that light colored line going down and in between your ball sack?

Those are God's Stitches...you dumb bitch!

by Johnny Goodtimes December 13, 2004