dick stapler

Someone who wants to get you in bed purely to cause immense pain to the penis or scrotum

Jeez that girl Kim is a proper dick stapler

by Fudtrad April 16, 2019

stapler

a short range office weapon

if your boss comes in to your office and you have your stapler....

by apoi December 19, 2009

My Love is A Stapler

Japanese: Watashi no Koi wa Hotchkiss

A great song by the fictional band HTT (Houkago Tea Time or Afterschool Tea Time) from the anime K-On!.

Person 1: That guitar riff in My Love Is A Stapler is neat, right?
Person 2: It was a little tough to learn though....
Person 3: Cheh... it was way too easy....

by DarkIceDragon April 6, 2013

Stillerfied

The tranformation of normalcy to a state of your face being slanted upward at a 45 degree angle, complete with deformed teeth and crossed eyes.

Did you see Kriley walkin down the hall totally assbackwards, he's so stillerfied

by Ryan July 16, 2003

stapler

clingy bitches at woodport

this stapler (steph) wouldnt leave me alone when i getting crunk at woodport

by Jason Attard1 November 7, 2012

snipler

Any person usually a Marine with a desk job that is abnormally skilled at hitting long range targets with an ordinary stapler.

What was that?

Oh it was a staple from the snipler over there

by oorah72 December 23, 2009

Stifler

A movie jerk who is... jerkily lovable! Played by the adorable Seann William Scott. He is a lacross jock and I hate lacross. The best quote is 'I'm gonna rock out with my cock out/I'm gonna hang out with my wang out."

Stifler is... hot?

by ScribbleDibble September 14, 2003