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dick stapler

Someone who wants to get you in bed purely to cause immense pain to the penis or scrotum
Jeez that girl Kim is a proper dick stapler
by Fudtrad April 16, 2019
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stapler

if your boss comes in to your office and you have your stapler....
by apoi December 19, 2009
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My Love is A Stapler

Japanese: Watashi no Koi wa Hotchkiss

A great song by the fictional band HTT (Houkago Tea Time or Afterschool Tea Time) from the anime K-On!.
Person 1: That guitar riff in My Love Is A Stapler is neat, right?
Person 2: It was a little tough to learn though....
Person 3: Cheh... it was way too easy....
by DarkIceDragon April 6, 2013
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Stillerfied

The tranformation of normalcy to a state of your face being slanted upward at a 45 degree angle, complete with deformed teeth and crossed eyes.
Did you see Kriley walkin down the hall totally assbackwards, he's so stillerfied
by Ryan July 16, 2003
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stapler

clingy bitches at woodport
this stapler (steph) wouldnt leave me alone when i getting crunk at woodport
by Jason Attard1 November 7, 2012
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snipler

Any person usually a Marine with a desk job that is abnormally skilled at hitting long range targets with an ordinary stapler.
What was that?

Oh it was a staple from the snipler over there
by oorah72 December 23, 2009
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Stifler

A movie jerk who is... jerkily lovable! Played by the adorable Seann William Scott. He is a lacross jock and I hate lacross. The best quote is 'I'm gonna rock out with my cock out/I'm gonna hang out with my wang out."
Stifler is... hot?
by ScribbleDibble September 14, 2003
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