Mate, I’ve been hallucinating on the pan for an hour, squeezing out the remnants of a category 5 (extreme) spicy jobby. I’ve got an acute dose of ultimate ring sting.
by Iamtechnosaurus April 21, 2018
Get the Ultimate ring sting mug.Extreme pain/discomfort/itching of the Anal Sphincter, and is usually too sore to wipe clean. The main causes are spicy foods, very large faeces, continuous diarrhoea, or anal sex, among others. Ring sting can be made less intense/painful by applying cold water.
Andy: ''Hey, come and take a seat!''
Calvin: ''I would do, but this Ring Sting is unbearable!''
Andy: ''Dam! I told you not have an Indian takeaway, AND get it up the ass from that huge black guy!''
Calvin: ''I would do, but this Ring Sting is unbearable!''
Andy: ''Dam! I told you not have an Indian takeaway, AND get it up the ass from that huge black guy!''
by Conradius July 5, 2010
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n: The female equilavent of a circle jerk. As opposed to a handful of dudes pullin on their wangs, it is several chicks chillin in a circle "gettin after it" with themselves.
*Snif Snif* My wife and her friends must have been in here performing an EPIC stinky pinky ring...
"Hey hunny, flickin' the bean isn't the same by myself, maybe a few of us could get together for a stinky pinky ring."
"Hey hunny, flickin' the bean isn't the same by myself, maybe a few of us could get together for a stinky pinky ring."
by brewed and wreckless May 13, 2010
Get the Stinky Pinky Ring mug.the painful burning/scratching/stretching sensation a person feels during poos after such activity's as
eating curry
holding back a poo for a long period of time
eating alot of crisps
eating way too much
drinking heavily the night before
other names for this experience are:
red ring
hot bot
Japanese flagging (a Wight flag with a red circle )
ring of fire
eating curry
holding back a poo for a long period of time
eating alot of crisps
eating way too much
drinking heavily the night before
other names for this experience are:
red ring
hot bot
Japanese flagging (a Wight flag with a red circle )
ring of fire
person one : ooo that s**t gave me some ring sting:'(
person 2 * sarcastic* nice
person 1 no honest my arse is like a Japanese flag
person 2 * sarcastic* nice
person 1 no honest my arse is like a Japanese flag
by adam.hunter December 11, 2010
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Cause of ring sting :
1.) Eating too many hot food(s)
2.) Eating too many pickles
3.) Anal with a black man
Cause of ring sting :
1.) Eating too many hot food(s)
2.) Eating too many pickles
3.) Anal with a black man
Example 1.
You: I shouldn't have ate so many chillies Now I have serious ring sting.
Buddy: Haha
Example 2.
You: I shouldn't have ate so many pickles. Now I have serious ring sting.
Buddy: Haha
Example 3.
You: Oh, thats a big number.
Black man: Yeah baby
You: Ouch, Its too big now I have ring sting in my anal passage.
You: I shouldn't have ate so many chillies Now I have serious ring sting.
Buddy: Haha
Example 2.
You: I shouldn't have ate so many pickles. Now I have serious ring sting.
Buddy: Haha
Example 3.
You: Oh, thats a big number.
Black man: Yeah baby
You: Ouch, Its too big now I have ring sting in my anal passage.
by The Bold Yin November 2, 2008
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Get the ring sting mug.The discomfort caused when one's fecal discharge is too large for the anal sphincter; the experience of one's anal sphincter being painfully stretched by a particularly large fecal discharge.
Man, I shouldn't have eaten 5 pounds of food last night. I just took a dump and had some serious ring sting.
by Alex French November 13, 2003
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