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hamstring stretch standing

Actually a type of stretch that is accomplished by bending at the waist and grabbing the backs of your calf muscles.

Also a slang term for getting fucked in the ass, or taking in the ass.
1. The next stretch is the hamstring stretch standing.

2. Man they really got me today. What are you talking about. Well they hammered me on the sales numbers today. Yeah it was kind of like standing there doing the hamstring stretch standing, and then just taking it up the butt. Yeah man I know how you feel.
by pantyteamaster May 10, 2009
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my singing monsters

The most awesome music related world building monster themed game ever played by five year olds, and other people, ever.
Jim: I finally bought a Wubbox in My Singing Monsters!

Bob: What the shit is that?
Jim: Look it up on Urban Dictionary.
by Jim & Bob November 30, 2013
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Slinging manjam

Seamen suddenly ejaculated from a male's penis with enough momentum to cause damage to the individual or object of destination.
Susan took a slinging manjam to the face yesterday and the doctor said that she wont be able to see from her right eye again.
by pd1244 September 15, 2009
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Stingin' Roger

The last few tokes of the joint that is so small it is hard to hold and usually burns your lips. Like the chocolate bit at the end of the cornetto.
Ahh, hes got the stingin' roger.
by Pubeyyyy June 12, 2016
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Standing here

I realise, you were just like me trying to make history.

But who's to judge the right from wrong?
When our guard is down I think we'll both agree.
That violence breeds violence,
but in the end it has to be this way.

I've carved my own path. You followed your wrath, but maybe we're both the same.

The world has turned.
So many have burned,
BUT NOBODY IS TO BLAME

Yet staring across this barren wasted land I feel new life will be born, beneath the blood stained SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNDDDDDDDDDDDD

Beneath the blood stained SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Hey, you ever listen to the "Standing here" song?
by Nanomachines, son September 6, 2022
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dick slinging thug

An above-average, suave, and just overall slick fellow
Yo JP you're not average, you're a real dick slinging thug!
by Carson McMuffins November 7, 2016
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standing here I realise

the new ora ora sound when punching an immovable object fast originated from an MGR meme
anyone getting punched
memers: STANDING HERE I REALISE
by Natsumi Shwarz best girl March 21, 2022
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