singapore 

the tiny dot on the map

singapore was visited by raffles in 1819

singapore by lololololololololololol1234 October 6, 2019

singapore 

A country that you should give a chance to before making any snide comments about it.

Despite being a tiny 647km island surrounded by water, and despite all the negativity for its reputation of having too many restrictions, Singapore is actually a stable and safe country with great food and harmonious people.

If you don't care too much about politics, and would like to live in a place where jogging on the street at 4am is actually plausible without you getting mobbed, Singapore is a great choice to consider.

If you travel across the causeway from Malaysia and suddenly find yourself on spotlessly clean streets, then, welcome to Singapore.

singapore by Kitera November 8, 2007

Singapore 

1) Indonesian President: Little red dot
2) Taiwan Minister: Booger
3) Americans and all other Caucasians: Somewhere In China
4) Malaysians: How do i get my citizenship?





5) me: when you're dead

Mahatir: Whomever wants to defect can try swimming across...

Singapore by Abel Bong March 31, 2005

Singapore Clam Chowder 

An action in which the person of interest lying in a bathtub, with a group of men surrounding him or her. The men then ejaculate on the bathtub, forming the chowder, they then turn around and shit on the tub, forming the "clams".

Benjamin was feeling a little feisty today, so he called up a couple of buddies to prepare the Singapore Clam Chowder.

Singapore Clam Chowder by OmegeDas January 12, 2015

gay marriage in singapore 

gay marriage in singapore is when jungwoo bae and tiago acosta ceccarini get married

Bob: "im getting married to my boyfriend!"
Bob: "its a gay marriage in singapore!"
Bianca: "omg you guys are just like jungwoo bae and tiago acosta ceccarini!!"

gay marriage in singapore by stupidperson123 September 12, 2021

singapore reach around 

Typically the reach arounder is behind the reach aroundee on thier knees, and from below reaches up between the legs in a motion not dissimilar to a bowling follow though. The reach arounder then tenderly grasps the reach aroundee's ball sack and gives a gentle squeeze. A squeeze akin to one that you would use while choosing peaches at a market in Singapore.

The TSA agent practically gave me a singapore reach around when he searched me.

singapore reach around by Singapore Steve September 10, 2011

singapore american school 

1. The most expensive school in Singapore. Also the most notorious.
2. The daycare dungeon for the expat kid.
3. Where you have to be smart and wear a uniform.

1. Shit you go to SAS? you must be rich!
2. PLZ! I'll do anything, just don't make me go to Singapore American School.
3. Man, Norky busted me for wearing flip flops again.

singapore american school by The Kevin August 30, 2005