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Mighty Stevenson

When a man and a woman get naked and shit into each other's hands and then fight/wrestle each other.
Last night, me and the bae had a mighty Stevenson. It was horrible.
by BiomeSchmeat June 3, 2014
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Stevens Sunrise

A sex act:
One party sits at the head of the bed while the other party chugs a glass of orange juice. The orange juice party goes down on the other party until they can no longer breathe. It is very likely both parties will end covered in orange juice. It has a touch of reverse felching, but is distinctly different. Also everyone calls each other Steven.
My friend Leo told us what a Stevens Sunrise is. Turns out we all do it. We just didn't have a name for it.
by theoutro June 6, 2020
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Ted Stevens

Theodore F. Stevens, referred to affectionately by Alaskans as "Uncle Ted", was a Republican U.S. Senator from the state of Alaska, serving from December 24th 1968, to January 3rd, 2009. He was formerly the longest serving Republican U.S. Senator in history, as well as currently being the most senior U.S. Senator to lose re-election. He is famous for his Series of Tubes quote, which brought him wide-spread ridicule on the Internet, namely the blogo-sphere. He was very successful in developing Alaska, with Alaskans nicknaming federal dollars brought to the state for it's development "Stevens money". He died on August 9th, 2010, in a plane crash that killed 5 and injured 4.
Ted Stevens said the Internet's a series of tubes.

He's Ted Stevens, he's always right.
by Alamkan Countryball January 8, 2022
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red bodied stevens

a person who gets way too much sun and therefore is red all over their body
Randy: Why are you so red?
Dave: I fell asleep at the beach without sunscreen.
Randy: You sure did. You're a red bodied stevens.
by Mike4205 June 8, 2009
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John Paul Stevens

Damn, John Paul Stevens makes John McCain look like a carefree teenager!
by Stevensfan March 7, 2009
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Petropia Stevens

A cross between an exotic desert-like plant and Anthony Hopkins in the film The Remains of The Day.
Hey, What’s Up petropia Stevens?!?!?
by smutmonger69 February 5, 2019
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samuel stevens

The coolest guy in the world. If you ever see him, say hi and give him 1000000000 dollars. He has a big one and loves girls.
LOOK!!! THERE IS SAMUEL STEVENS!!!! HE IS THE COOLEST GUY EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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