The act of sucking and blowing smoke into and out of someone’s ass with a straw or cylindrical device
ex. Cannabis in jail can be quite hard to come by. The most efficient way to get blazed in prison with your mates is by smelching. You take a puff then blow it in your mates ass, then the next mate sucks it out.
ex. Steve and Laronda were married for a long time. They were happy and comfortable until one night Steven confessed to Laronda that he had spent most of their retirement on ice. She smuggly replied, “Had you been smelching that smoke out off my ass Mothafucka, You wouldn’t have wasted all that god damn money!”
ex. Steve and Laronda were married for a long time. They were happy and comfortable until one night Steven confessed to Laronda that he had spent most of their retirement on ice. She smuggly replied, “Had you been smelching that smoke out off my ass Mothafucka, You wouldn’t have wasted all that god damn money!”
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wretch stretching is the art of shoving anything you feel like (usually nearby and big)up a dirty whores cunt,the main enjoyment you get is seeing her squirm as you stretch and ruin her loose cunny.
i managed to ger that girl from the supermarket in my bed last night and gave her a good wretch stretching with a marrow i bought from her shop earlier i even managed to slip my hand down the side of it with some engine oil on it,you should have seen her eyes watering !
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Get the stretching your tackle mug.permanent brain damage that occurs from too much drug abuse and leaves you so fucked up that you appear to be in a perpetual state of stitching quilts.
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homie fried his brains so much on that shit that he just sits on the porch stitching quilts with his grandma while she be
straddling the fence.
homie fried his brains so much on that shit that he just sits on the porch stitching quilts with his grandma while she be
straddling the fence.
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