soft stuffing the basket

Attempting to have sex with a flaccid penis. Most likely to happen after a night of drinking

OMG- Drew was so drunk he spent HOURS soft stuffing the basket. I finally had to clue him in.....

by kiki921 August 5, 2007

moon stiffing

The act of having your penis accidentally slip out of a vagina during intercourse and then, in an attempt to re-enter the vagina, entering the anus.

"The sex was going good until I moon-stiffed her and then we both screamed."
"Damn, moon stiffing sucks."

by BobbyGoodrapes April 30, 2014

Rod Stiffington

A Joke name used in crank calls that insinuates a man with an erection. Name first used by Richard Christy and partner Sal the Stock broker of the Howard Stern Show

Hi I'm Rod Stiffington do you have any cumquats for sales?

by Wayne Slappy December 13, 2015

Stuffing the Envelope

The sexual manuveur to take one's cock and balls and put or stuff them both into the woman's vagina.

Man, the new bitch at the office is so loose I ended up stuffing the envelope last night.

by Yerby August 17, 2006

stiffing

To fail to pay someone what you owe them or should have rightfully paid them but didn’t technically owe.

He was stiffing his waitress by not tipping her after ordering a 100dollar meal.

by rsaylors June 3, 2006

Stuffing the Duck

The act of stuffing toilet paper or tissue paper in ur bunghole when u hav wet farts or the shits.

Bro I'm totally stuffing the duck right now.

by BholeItaliano July 3, 2011

stuffing rope

When a man is unable to achieve erection, but still attempts to engage in intercourse.

That chick I got on last night was hot, but I was do drunk that I was just stuffing rope.

by Filthy Anarchist March 18, 2004