stanislas

A ginger hotty who makes absolutely every girl fall in love with him. He is especially good at running (after girls) because he does athletisme. Also, let's not forget his muscles are dayumn smoking because they're not bulky but just perfect

Jessica: Omg, he is so hot!
Melina: He is such a stanislas!

by MysteryDiamond November 3, 2014

Struise

Italian slang for retard

That kid is a fuckin' struise!

by Chochmaster January 26, 2011

Statisdick

An huge dill hole who constantly converses with others about statistics.

OR

A statistics teacher who assigns too much homework.

Example 1 -

Guy 1: "Hey did you guys catch the basketball game last night. It was incredib-"
Guy 2 (interjects): "I love finding the z-score of everything!"
Guy 1: "I was telling a story. Stop being such a statisdick."

Example 2 -

Teacher: "I know you guys have 3 essays due tomorrow, so I'll just assign you 10 pages of really hard Stats homework tonight. Sound good?"

Student (after class): "That guy is such a statisdick."

by The mean z-scorer November 20, 2010

Youtube Statistics

The graph that Youtubers shove directly into your face to guilt-trip you into subscribing to them.

According to Youtube Statistics, only a few like this definition, so if you found that this definition is funny, consider liking it. It means a lot to me, it's free, and if you hate me, you can always dislike this post. Enjoy.

by HahaFunnyDefYes June 13, 2021

Naysayer Bullshit Statistic

The law known as the "Naysayer Bullshit Statistic" means that at least 50% of people with a highly negative view of something are poorly informed about it, haven't tried it to its full potential or are just plain making stuff up to satisfy their bias opinion regardless of whether they know they're wrong or not.

Person who hasn't tried Stereo-3D: "3D is a fad"

Person with common sense: "You sir, fall into the Naysayer Bullshit Statistic"

by something2someone August 26, 2010

Statistics

The scientific way to say I am not sure

Statistics is like saying: There is 30% chance it will rain, 70% chance it will not rain, but I am not certain if its going to rain.

by allegro_perth May 14, 2011

Stanislav

A a slavic name used in many countries such as Bulgaria, Ukraine, Russia, Belarus, Poland etc.

Stani = Become
Slav = Popular

Slav, Slavi and many others can be used for shorter.

Stanisław Lem (a polish writer)
Stanislav Ianevski (a bulgarian actor who played Viktor Krum in Harry Potter)

by Hayato5000 October 3, 2010