Brown Status

Defintition 1 noun : Someone goes was beyond the line that has been set whether it be an insult or a story that is false
Definition 2 noun : Someone who thinks they know all things when in fact they know nothing and shoot down all of your beliefs by using counter examples that don't exist

Definition 3 noun : To be an "asshole" above and beyond the call of duty
Definition 4 noun : Someone who is extremely hypocritical
Definition 5 noun: Someone who has their own standard of time.

Defintion 6 noun: Some who thinks they are attractive and can get any girl but can only get girls that are considerably younger than them
Definition 7 noun: Someone who is so incredibly horny that the stories of their sexual endeavors are probably that of a script to pornography

D1: Making retarded jokes at an autism carnival
D2:Person1:Dude the Marlins are in the AFC North
Person2: No they're in the NL East dude
Person1: Bro they're in the AFC North...google it
Person2: Dude that's Brown Status
D3:In Japan yelling...IT'S GODZILLA!!!!!
D4:Acting holy at church then fucking M-Sat
D5:Someone who shows up an hour later than they say they will
D6: (Self-explanatory)
D7:I totally had a 3some with these girls after asking , "would you like to say hello to my little friend ;) ? "

by LittleCaesar July 27, 2011

Doctor Status

When someone you know or are related to works at a doctors office and owns high end goods many of which are only affordable by somone with a doctors pay.

That $600 Element BBQ you got is "Doctor Status"

by sea net playa November 5, 2012

Status Battle

A Status Battle is when you or more of your friends are either a. not talking to each other in real life but want to send a messing subtle or not to the other to let them know how they feel or make them jealous. or b. You and your friends join statuses to attract other people to believe the same thing or talk to you.

Status Battle Examples

Example for A. Jordan(Im a fight with Julie and i know she likes Eminem and Pink so im gonna play those songs and make them my status to attract her attention).... Julie (Ughh i want jordan to talk to me so bad so im gonna play his favorite music and make it my status)

Example for B. John, Jacob and Schmidt's stauses WALK FOR CANCER JOIN NOW AND IM US FOR INFO

by akararules July 17, 2010

status erecticus

Term used to describe a prolonged erection with, seemingly, no end in sight.

Matt R. complained of status erecticus whenever he worked with Waseem.

by Kennedy Harper July 8, 2011

Mission Statement

The vague and unobtainable goals of a company or organization used by management to explain what the company or organization and they themselves do.

After months of meetings and repeated drafts they thought their new Mission Statement was perfectly clear, only problem was it really had nothing to do with what they did.

by bullshitzer June 2, 2010

Answers to Unanswerable Questions Through Countless Arguments and Stupid Statements by Stupid People

A future Nobel-prize winning, best selling book. With over 10 authors, including Matsuda, Richard, Lucy, Seymour, Alli, and TRK, this crazy group of debators takes on the task of answering such unanswerable questions as: "Which came first, the chicken or the egg?""Why did that chicken cross the road in the first place?", and "What is the plural of butter?" This crazy group of intelligent beings go head to head in this back and forth book of debates. The debators combine fact, personal opinion, and senseless rambling to prove their cases. This book WILL be published by 2011. And it WILL become a best-seller by 2013. People will love this book, and this is a first hand-sneak preview of what the future holds. This will be talked about on Oprah. They will make a movie out of it. Answers to Unanswerable Questions Through Countless Arguments and Stupid Statements by Stupid People is the product of evolution/creation debates in Lab Biology, other stupid arguments in Geometry, and exreme boredom.

Oprah Winfrey: Ok, folks, now I would like to welcome the main authors of the best-selling book Answers to Unanswerable Questions Through Countless Arguments and Stupid Statements by Stupid People: Mike, Randy, and JJ!!!

Crowd: Wooooo!!!

by TRK, Author April 25, 2008

statutory apeshit

statutory ape + apeshit

1) A primal rage induced by the insanity of bureaucratic procedures, social-political injustice, or "legalized" oppression.

2) A collapse of an institution to total anarchy; A failure to bring/maintain any control or order.

1) After spending all week at the licensing offices just to get a permit to apply for a license to grant permission to let my son cut my lawn, I'm ready to go statutory apeshit!

2) When they lost the procedural manuals, the company went statutory apeshit and then went out of business.

by Man-Machine June 25, 2008