Status Battle

A Status Battle is when you or more of your friends are either a. not talking to each other in real life but want to send a messing subtle or not to the other to let them know how they feel or make them jealous. or b. You and your friends join statuses to attract other people to believe the same thing or talk to you.

Status Battle Examples

Example for A. Jordan(Im a fight with Julie and i know she likes Eminem and Pink so im gonna play those songs and make them my status to attract her attention).... Julie (Ughh i want jordan to talk to me so bad so im gonna play his favorite music and make it my status)

Example for B. John, Jacob and Schmidt's stauses WALK FOR CANCER JOIN NOW AND IM US FOR INFO

by akararules July 17, 2010

status erecticus

Term used to describe a prolonged erection with, seemingly, no end in sight.

Matt R. complained of status erecticus whenever he worked with Waseem.

by Kennedy Harper July 8, 2011

kingpin status

Noun. The status of being a kingpin. The ultimate status for a Hustler, Pimp, Playa, or combination of the above. Comes from the legal terminology used in the prosecution of leaders of criminal orginizations engaged in conspiracy.

On the very streets Cipher was raised he attained kingpin status.

by Suvonoge August 11, 2008

2.0 Status

1. n. When a young boy finally becomes a man and taps some serious ass.

2. adj. A sexually liberated state of existence. Baller.

"Last night at exactly 4:32 am Alex conclusively reached 2.0 Status..."

by Brother Johnny April 8, 2008

Subliminal Facebook status

Using ones Facebook status to send a subliminal message to friends.

I.e. Stacey: "I'm sick of making an effort with people, when they don't care, I'll see how long it takes for them to call me!"
Lisa: "is that me? Are you sending me a subliminal facebook message? I was blow drying my hair"
Stacey: "no, not at all, it's this other chick from work"
Lisa: "sure.."

Karen: "The guy I like just winked at me on the bus! Hope he asks me out!!!"
Joel: "Are you sending me a subliminal Facebook status?"
Karen: "maybe ;)"
Joel: "no chance..what's you friends number?"

Jess: "I hate everyone and everything!!"
Sean: "Subliminal Facebook status?"

by Funkyjmr74 November 10, 2011

Status Quo Warrior

A person who will let the world go to hell as long as they remain comfortable. Their natural enemy is the Social Justice Warrior.

See the status quo warrior in his natural state, unconcerned with or in favor of homophobia, transphobia, institutional and/or overt racism, etc. while he reclines in his easy chair, mocking social justice warriors online.

by mavenclaw November 10, 2018

Will Smith Status

The act of just whipping your dick out while talking to a girl that may or may not be interested in doing something with it.

Yelling "Whoop there it is" could potentially be appropriate depending on the setting.

Usually this is appropriate during long boring stories about trips to the mall with her friends, the wnba, reading... etc. which no, especially not you cares about.

If you run in to issues with the reaction, it is usually helpful to say "Whacha gonna do with it? Whacha gonna do with it? Can't do nothin, can't do nothin."

The word is derived from the lyric "Whooop There it is"

Ya bro after the party I was sitting there Veronica and she was telling me about Twilight, or her Uncle's funeral or some shit, anyways I went Will Smith Status.

by THEBOSS2010 October 23, 2011