Sturpid

The state of being both stupid and morally depraved.

That president isn't just dumb, he's sturpid.

by ignorant suburbanite June 8, 2020

Starped

Been obsessed with by somebody

Mike has been starped by Alice.

by Allegiance February 15, 2018

staroids

High-powered mind-and-body-altering drugs that cause the user to just completely "space out" and gaze blankly at random objects/people for long periods of time without blinking.

Someone on staroids would do well to obtain a 24/7 assistant to administer eyedrops regularly.

by QuacksO June 5, 2017

Smarpid

adj.
n.smarpidity, adv.smarpidly
When one can be described as both smart and stupid.

Destin E. argued so brilliantly over whether or not incest was wrong or not, that I realized he was a really smarpid fellow.

The international league of scientists proved their smarpidity, when they voted after days of heated argument to change the scientific name of the fossil in question from the former Urbanosaurus A, to Urbanosaurus B.

He could argue for days about John Locke but couldn't tell time on an analog clock, his years of education had left him smarpid.

by Jiffy Wilakurs June 19, 2018

staridous

Someone who feels special because they played a sport for 4 years (in high school), they’re parents took pictures and posted them on Facebook. Their heads are full of a special mentality. They think that they’re special but in reality any accomplishment they have achieved will be surpassed in the next 2-3 years.

He’s thinks he’s so cool because he played soccer for 4 years in high school. He’s got staridous.

by Sorry that you’re useless August 11, 2019

storpid

extremely stupid worth killing

You are a really storpid bitch

by Daniel Baldassare May 13, 2005

staroid

steroids on steroids

steroid 1: I'm soooo psyched today!!!!!
steroid 2: Really? normally u say so with one "o" and one explanation mark...
steroid 1: I know.. just now I'm taking steroids myself.
steroid 2: I don't know what to call u... a cannibal or a staroid.
steroid 1: I like staroid better.
athlete: come here you two!

by john claud the third February 2, 2008