Stapes

Cork (Ireland) slang for a very bad football player.

Cork (Ireland) slang for a very bad football player.

"Kyle is the worst Stapes I've ever seen in my life."

by footballdudes September 1, 2009

stapes

german slang for a knicker stain.

"Oh, Gunther, did you see the size of the stapes in my knickers last night?"

by iamgermany September 1, 2009

STApes

STApes

Stands for Sexually Trasmitted Apes.
Entire nonsensical sexually transmitted disease.

"Mike, did you hear that Erica got STApes of Allan?"
Mike: "That guy WAS always monkeying around."

by iamstapesmand September 1, 2009

stapes

Yorkshire slang - used to describe a particularly fine horse.

"What a beautiful stapes that is," Said John, the breeder of Connemara ponies.
"Absolutely stunning," Agreed his wife, Mary.

by biglog September 1, 2009

Stapes

Name for a pillow stuffed with the down and feathers of ducks, chickens and geese. Most commonly available in Turkey and Ukraine.

"This is a very fine pillow. Where did you get it?"
"It is a Stapes pillow. Made of the finest duck, chicken and geese feathers and down."
"Niiiice."

by farmerbailey September 1, 2009

Stapes

Name for a bra designed for, and by, men. Usually green or dark blue, as many men with moobs object to the colours pink and lemon yellow.

"Hi, my name is Albert, and I'm looking for a stapes, size XL?"
"Of course, sir, we'll be with you right away."
"Thank you kindly."

by ihavemoobs September 1, 2009

Stapes

Lord Voldemort's pet name for Kreacher the House Elf.

"Come here, Stapes. You are a good house elf, are you not?"
"Yes, master."
"Then bring me Harry Potter, or I will cut off your head and put it on a plaque, but only after eating your entrails."
"Yes master."

by BIGGESTHARRYFANEVER September 1, 2009