stankdonut

A synonym for a loose woman's vagina.

I was going down on her, and her stankdonut smelled so fucking bad I almost puked.

by CooperIsAPussy January 31, 2004

Spontaneous Staredown

The moment when you accidentaly have a silent staring contest with another person, usually resulting with someone blinking and the other laughing if friend, or if stranger going back to what they were doing.

It was quite awkward when I had a Spontaneous Staredown with that man.

by Birduarent May 8, 2014

Subway Staredown

The act of viewing another human on the subway as they simultaneously view you. This look results in the acknowledgment of mutual attraction which is continued until either party exits the subway car.

Yo bro, I just had the weirdest subway staredown with this blonde chick, but she got off at 42nd so it wasn't awk.

by Austins_G_Spot September 5, 2016

Staredown Mack

A dude that only looks at a chick he wants, instead of macking her down.

If you holla at a chick, you can't be a staredown mack.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant July 18, 2005

Russian Staredown

When two young russians girls with similar features (skinny, bleach blonde hair), sit opposite each other on a Brooklyn subwayline and stare with scorn at one another.

{Katrina the Balarina sits down}
{Yelena the blonde sits down}

Russian staredown ensues.

by Mr. Hoboski August 4, 2008

stand down comedian

A professional, on stage in a comedy club, who suddenly understands there is no humor in our predicament, nowhere he can take us that is any more absurd than the facts, and walks off.

Oh, he had material ... Mexico building a wall to keep Americans out... Ivanka's first act as president, pardoning her imprisoned daddy, children dying so the school cafeteria staff could return to work... but he saw that we had fallen beyond the reach of laughter. He was finished, a stand down comedian, and others would silently follow.

by Monkey's Dad July 15, 2020

sandtown slouch

A person who resides in Sandusky, Ohio, but doesn't work or contribute anything positive. Takes total advantage of everything the public assistance system has to offer such as free housing, food, child care & health insurance. Usually has one or more vices, smoking, drinking, using/selling drugs, gambling, pimping/prostitution, dog fighting or running scams. Most of the time, drives nice cars. Let's others raise their kids. Thinks the world owes them everything!

Billy: How does Sammy drive such nice cars? I haven't ever seen him work a day in his life. Who takes care of his kids?
Alphonso: He's got the system down packed. He is a Sandtown Slouch.

by Pioneer 1 June 1, 2016