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Stalkerbio

When someone stalks you on Facebook. And when you actually meet them they start saying random things that they know about you; such as your birthday, exact height, school, after school activities, and address. If this happens, then you've been Stalkerbio'd.

P.S.
They often deny Stalkerbio-ing you.
Suzy: Hi Dave.
Dave: Hello Suzanne Anne Anderson, born on December 8, 1995, in Lawrence, Kansas. Who is now 5 ft 5 inches, and lives on 555 Bieber Lane.
Suzy: Ohmygosh, I've been Stalkerbio'd.
Dave: What are you talking about? I'm not a stalker... By the way do you still swim on Tuesdays at 3:30 pm?
Suzy: ...
by thelimb September 23, 2011
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stalkeriffic

the act of watching someone and/or following so much it is quite creepy.
"Would it be totally stalkeriffic if I went down that guys road?"

Guy1-lets follow her
Guy2-no way man, i dont want her to think were stalkeriffic!
by Grill Cheesey April 29, 2006
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Stalkerish

the new and "improved" facebook
This is the stalkerish welcome we all get when we log into facebook now!
Welcome NAME HERE!
News Feed
Sarah _____ and Megan _ changed their profile pictures. 9:41pm
Updated: 5 of your friends joined the group Students against Facebook News Feed (Official Petition to Facebook). 9:01pm
Ryan ___ wrote a new note. 2:49pm
Poopy Dumptruck Weeny
So, now everyone has the phrase "Poopy dumptruck weeny" on their "News Feed". Congrats. Enjoy it while you can.
Continue reading...Stephanie Krumm added new photos. 2:29pm
Updated: 63 of your friends joined the group RIP STEVE IRWIN. 2:09pm
Michelle ________ posted on Brett _________'s wall. 11:29am
do you like how facebook stalks you now? See Wall-to-Wall.
Updated: Ashley _______ and Sarah _________ joined the group I HATE THE NEW FACEBOOK (Stalker) LAYOUT. 11:09am Ryan ___ wrote a new note. 10:49am
Facebook to come...
My last note entitled "Poopy Dumptruck Weeny" has inspired me. For those of you who check Facebook regularly, are probably shocked and most likely upset with the new changes that have been made to this site of networking.
Continue reading...
Jason ________ and Samantha ______ are now friends. 7:55am
Nicole _______, Coty _______ and Nicole ________ joined the group This new facebook shit is unnecessary. 6:00am
Facebook © 2006
DO I REALLY CARE, OR NEED TO KNOW ANY OF THIS?!
by HillaryAnne September 16, 2008
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stalkamoose

Do you want to stalkamoose
by wereeatingdonutballs February 8, 2014
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stalkernoculars

Sophisticated binoculars usually very large with a high magnification (such as this one http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:15x70-binoculars.jpg) used for the purpose of stalking or looking into other people's homes.
Alex used John's stalkernoculars to peer into neighboring homes in Birch Bay.
by Mr. Pi December 19, 2008
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stalkability

The degree to which a person's information is easily accessible on the internet.
His name is so unique, he has a ridiculously high stalkability factor.
by stalkable January 5, 2011
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stillarious

A joke or event that remains humorous long after its initial occurrence.
Remember the time that dog peed on your leg? That's stillarious.
by lennyjackson November 5, 2011
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