jerk off stalefish

This is the action of jerking off, then jerking off right after that.

Joe: Where is Chris going?
Paul: He's probably going to jerk off stalefish.

by Mikedakwik February 28, 2008

fucking stalefish

The act of having sex ass to ass by bending penis under your ass into the vagina

Dude we were fucking stalefish last night an it sucked

by Fucking stalefish October 14, 2017

starfishin'

When a dog licks it's ass-hole than licks someone's face

She tolerated the starfishin' with a smile

by emilejfagerstromiv December 14, 2018

chocolate starfish

A chocolate starfish refers to the appearance of the butthole. When the buttocks are spread out the anus looks like a Chocolate Starfish.

Obviously she's never bleached her Chocolate Starfish

by Jedeasy April 9, 2017

Starfish Custard

The actual substance that causes the itchy, burning feeling in your brown eye (aka lack-a-wipe).

I'm suffering from a terrible case of lack-a-wipe, and need to get this starfish custard out of my anus.

by lkdzzbls August 11, 2010

snakefish

Noun: (A) Snakefish
Verb: (To) Snakefish

An individual who, for a short time, claims to be of an alternate sexual orientation or undertakes personality characteristics of an alternate sexual orientation with the explicit intent of deceiving a desired partner that they are, in no way, sexually attracted to them because they are ‘of a different sexual orientation’; however, the deception is intentional and the individual will ultimately pursue and fully complete coitus with the desired partner. The term or label ‘Snakefish’, can only be awarded to an individual who completes full sexual intercourse with a desired partner after implying through context or explicitly stating that they are of a sexual orientation which they are not.

Term is considered to be derogatory.

1. “Female speaking with another female friend I met this guy last night who said he was gay and thought vaginas were gross. He was pretty cute but was so gay. Later in the night, we were talking about guys and then he started to come on to me and we fucked in the bathroom. I thought it was so hot because he was gay but there is a part of me that feels like he snakefished me.”
2. “Male speaking with another male friend Dude, if you snakefish my sister, I’ll fucking kill you.”
3. “Being a snakefish is not exploring your sexuality.”

by Dionysius420 November 21, 2018

Snoring Starfish

The snoring starfish is the name given to a sexually destroyed female who has assumed the starfish position and passed out. Unlike regular snoring, the snoring starfish gains its famous name from the small but potent spunk bubble queefs that are emitted from her creampied vagina.

"Holy shit dude, I took this tinder date home last night.. I was debating asking her out on a second date but then she became a snoring starfish..."

by Dr Mantis Toboggan April 25, 2019