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Steroids Muncher

A person who uses an unnecessary amount of steroids to impress other people.
Friend: Dude... that guys veins look like damn water hoses man...
Me: I know, its cause hes a fucking steroids muncher
by xXTR1GRHAPPYXx November 27, 2013
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Anabolic Steroids

Steroids. People (especially baseball players) take them because they are fat-asses and need muscle fast. See other definitions for more details.
During the ADAA random drug screening, one of your players tested positive for 3 separate types of anabolic steroids and a low grade...beaver tranquilizer.
by D-Miles September 30, 2006
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hackers on steroids

A phrase for making fun of someone or something that is not as important, dangerous or cool as it seems.
Those dangerous internet hackers . . . they can blow up vans, make you get dogs and curtains, and make your girlfriend think you're gay. Stupid hackers on steroids.
by David Escalante October 31, 2007
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Anabolic Steroids

Also known as: Anadrol, Anavar, Dianabol, Durabolin, Equipose, Finajet, Maxibolin, Primobolin, Stanozolol, Testosterone, Winstrol, 'Roids.

Anabolic steroids are synthetic drugs that affect your growth, physical development and the workings of your sexual organs in a similar way to hormones that occur naturally in the human body. Anabolic Steroids can lead to liver failure and raise blood pressure and users could
can also be affected by sleep disorders, depression and paranoia.
Although the drug is not addictive, regular use can lead to a feeling of performing poorly when not taking the steroids.
However supplying anabolic steriods is an offence under the Misuse of drugs act and can lead to 14 years in Prison and or a fine.
Anabolic steroids are a dangerous drug and can make the performance poorly unless if you had never took them
by sweet jesus June 11, 2006
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staroids

High-powered mind-and-body-altering drugs that cause the user to just completely "space out" and gaze blankly at random objects/people for long periods of time without blinking.
Someone on staroids would do well to obtain a 24/7 assistant to administer eyedrops regularly.
by QuacksO June 5, 2017
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Stairpisser

Someone that gets really drunk at fraternity parties or social gatherings, then pees on stairs.
Hey look, Alec is pissing on some stairs

Yeah hes such a stairpisser
by Swiss Cheezy February 24, 2011
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White Collar Steroids

When someone at work has an artificial and unfair advantage over their peers, due to their parents or family being connected. This helps them get jobs, get introduced to people, invited to social events, etc...
Alex: John is really doing well at his career, he just got a killer job.

Mike: Oh, his dad got him that job, donated $25k also to the company's charity.

Alex: Ah, White Collar Steroids. I should have known. John is an idiot.
by Mike109999 August 1, 2020
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