stained cracker

A name for biracial people typically half white and half black other racial people maybe included but has to be half white. (Not intended to be racist but funny)

Look at that white ladies kids stained crackers.

by IG(stainedcracker) February 23, 2020

stained glass

When you ejaculate on your partners glasses during sexual intercourse.

Oren: Bro, Palash gave me a stained glass last night
Barve: How'd it feel

by levaithan February 23, 2023

stained bitch

A girl that has been fucked to much, worn out like an old stained jumper that no one wants... Like a wannabe Milf, you know the sort old bird thinks she can still go out every week and looks like shit in a microwave.

"Look at that old stained bitch"

"What a fucking mess"

"Yeah what a fucking stained bitch"

"I wouldn't wipe my ass off in her face"

by whatafuckinghero February 28, 2007

stained glass ass

A fundalmentalist that tries to force there belief on other people.

No matter what that stained glass ass says I know that the bible is better not taken literally.

by Deep Blue 2012 July 22, 2009

stained rug

Any man juice that was caught in the pubic region of a female after enduring intercourse.

"After Johny and I were satisfied, i noticed i had a stained rug."

by AguguEmeka March 19, 2008

Stained Glass

Put your bare ass on a window and fart onto the window until it turns brown or green.

“Dude you should stain glass that window”
“Bet” 5 min later, “Yooooo I stained glassed the fuck outa that window” “Damnnnn it be brown and corny.”

by SoupGG March 15, 2020

stained taint

Having wet farts so often that one's taint takes on the hue of shat.

Bill farted in front of john, the sound it made had the distinct sound of a gurgling sloppy shart. John quipped , I think you may have a stained taint after that one. You disgusting fucker!

by poopy pants fucktard January 23, 2016