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staff unity

A brilliant concept developed at Onrpg. At the beginning of each month, the staff decides on a particular theme, and then changes all their avatars to correspond with said theme. This helps create a particular bond between the staff members.
Staff member 1: Ok, June is almost here, what should our next staff unity be?

Staff member 2: How about black and white pictures of famous dead people?

*other staff agrees*

Staff member 3: *changes avatar to Theodore Roosevelt*

Staff member 4: *changes avatar to Albert Einstein*
by rickyricardobabalu May 26, 2009
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Staff Job double money

Peter Parker wants a staff job but double money
Steve harvey: what will you spend this $1,000 on?
Peter Parker: staff job double money
by Owner of a local car November 15, 2022
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Staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster

The most manly dude in the fucking universe, when he gets drunk he doesn't just get drunk, not a little tipsy. Not drunk to the state of rudeness. He wipes a week out of his memory. Out-drinks everyone around him, makes an arse of himself, forgets where he lives, pees against a wall, sits on a bench for a little while, remembers where he lives, passes out in bed fully clothed and then gets the fuck back out there the next day and does it all again. Then spends a week of his life recovering from that day.
That guy who got shot by an barrette .50 Cal sniper 17 times then got hit by a buss and walked it off, fought mike Tyson and chuck Liddell with one foot. He can use the following reply in any situation "I'm staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster fucking deal with it"
He shaves his pubic hair with a fucking lawnmower, and his beard is so big homeless people hide there in the winter. fuck satnav he reads real maps.
He is still alive to this very day, there is a real guy with this name, were not allowed to reveal details but you should be fully aware that he is doing something truly fucking awesome...
dude: Staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster
other dude: did you say steroids?
dude 2: so how did Sgt. Max Fightmaster play rugby?
other dude 2: He abandoned all pretences and entered the pitch fully naked covered in lubricant dancing violently to powerful techno
dude 3:holy shit is that Sgt. Max Fightmaster
other dude 3: Yeah you can tell because he smells of marmite and sweat and heavy death metal,

he never ate a vegetable in his life because he says vegetable's make you weak and retarded and steroids and vodka are the shit.
by Staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster YEH December 12, 2013
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staff staph

I developed a staff staph a few nights after I hooked up with a chick from the bar.
by Frenchie619 July 17, 2006
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Staff meeting

A juul break involving 2 or more people in which 1 or more vapes are used. Frequently during work/class, and usually in the handicapable bathroom stall.
-dude so you have your juul on you?

-yes omg wanna meet in the bathroom in 10 mins for a staff meeting?
by Kateh101 July 18, 2019
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Staff Furry RP

A channel that does not exist.
Random Discord User 1: Have you heard of #staff-furry-rp?
Random Discord User 2: What? is that even a thing?
Random Discord Mod: Staff Furry RP doesn't exist guys, keep the chitchat to a minimum *snort*
Random Discord User 1: I guess not.
by creepingama September 25, 2022
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Staff Sergeant Major

An unprofessional NCO, whom at the rank of Staff Sergeant, feels he/she is not accountable to anyone else. E-6 US Soldier who abuses rank to obtain pleasure, profit, or personal safety. Any Staff Sergeant who mistreats soldiers of the same or lesser rank, because he/she feels they are entitled to do so by some devine power without any consequence or intergity.
Staff Sergeant Major Dixon is such a dugan. He never tells his section NCOIC where he is at because they both are the same rank and he feels his rank is more important than duty position or accountability.
by TribalSoulJah October 13, 2011
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