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St. Bernard Projects 

One of the most dangerous housing developments in the U.S.

Located in New Orleans' 7th Ward, the complex was built over a few decades, beginning in the 1940s and has the distinction of being the 2nd largest housing project in the New Orleans. Like most public housing developments, it was not a very safe complex but by the standards set by other facilities in the city, like the Magnolia Projects, it was one of the New Orleans' safer projects until planned closures began and residents of the St. Thomas Projects and Desire Projects were moved into the St. Bernard.

The project was torn down in mid 2008, and is currently being rebuilt as Columbia Parc, a mixed-income neighborhood.
Man 1 - Aye, I heard they tore down the St. Bernard Projects.

Man 2 - Yep. Now those people have to relocate.
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St.Bernard Junior High & High School 

St.Bernard (also known as SBEP) is a horrible school. Please don't send your children there. There are fights almost every day there. A girl got jumped by a whole family! Poor girl.. They give you work and an article on how to do the problems (especially in math) and expect you to do it. No explaining at all... :( There are roaches and bedbugs. I saw a bedbug crawling on a locker once. The food is gross. They serve us milk from 2004. WE HAVE PROOF! The teachers are disrespectful for no reason. Lets say there's a fight..ok. The principal punishes the whole school because of it! I swear it's sooooo stupid there. There's so much more I can talk about but I have to go to my locker bye :)
St.Bernard Junior High & High School is a bad school!

St. Bernard

"Being St. Bernarded" is a verb used to describe the act of attempting to access a website that is blocked by St. Bernard. It is also used as an adjective referring to said website.
"Aww hell, I've just been St. Bernarded!"

"Dude, you totally just got St. Bernarded."

"Way to send me a survey that's St. Bernarded, ya jackass."
St. Bernard by Race February 16, 2005

St. Bernard Choir Class 

Choir fucking sucks espically when you get yelled at everyday cuz ur not perfect. most of the time the teacher cant even sing and is jealous of the students in that class. she makes kids have concerts every two montha and they arent even preparred. She will give you abunch of songs to sing at a concert and lets you practice them twice then expects you to know them perfectly by the concert. she also makes you make stupid music videos that are pointless and you will get a f for the quarter if you dont participate. if you are in st bernard choir i feel bad for you cuz your life is probably misserable.
Person 1: Are you in St. Bernard choir class?
Person 2: Yeah why???
Person 1: OMG your life probably fucking sucks
Person 2: YES OMG THAT IS EXACTLY HOW IT IS!!!

St. Bernard

Some variation of cock piercing. Distant memory of its use--origins uncertain.
Ouch! Convalescing from the St. Bernard mutilation.
St. Bernard by Logos2001 May 12, 2025

St.Bernards Elementary School 

The most useless school ever to exist on the earth. Full of brats and saucy youngsters. Some rude ass teachers along with a train wreck of a gym teacher.

St. Bernards High School

A school with the biggest hardos you'll ever meet. Fake preppy kids steal cookies at lunch even though they throw fifties around at parties. There are like 3 people in the whole school who can actually throw a half decent party. People here throw more shade than ray bans. The water in bathrooms is probably poisonous. There are zero black teachers. Our sports teams are almost as trash as the school building. The meatball subs are soggier than wet cheeseballs with blanch sauce.
Guy 1: You go to St. Bernards High School?
Guy 2: Yeah.
Guy 1: You're a faggot.

Guy 2: Accurate.