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Adjective. The in between phase of one's journey towards becoming crunchy. During this phase the subject is aware of what they must do to become more environmentally friendly, vegan, minimalist, etc. but have not been able to completely let go of the traditional "Maximalist" lifestyle.

Just like a breadcrumb that is getting stale..it is not quite crunchy yet.
"Kristin decided to make her own homemade, zero waste, environmentally friendly, vegan, fat free, gluten free, politically correct, all natural dish soap and laundry detergent...but she still uses paper towels, buys Starbucks, and posts to Facebook from her iPhone. She is getting stale....not quite crunchy yet."
by SICST9 June 14, 2017
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You don’t want to be stale. It means to be boring / annoying
Lalique ain’t stale OR

Yasmine is stale
by Pseudo-fuck-a-nym October 12, 2017
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The equivalent to a hangover, except after you smoke weed.
"hey dude you wanna go lift?" 'Naw man im to tired' "dude stop being so stale" 'its not my fault i smoked to much weed last night'
by jack daniels blacked out October 21, 2010
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A bitch-ass move. A mean thing to do to someone. Something really bad. Something that sucks.
"That was really stale of that bitch to fuck you over like that."
by Skizzle January 3, 2005
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In the west coast, describing the nasty kind of weed that smells bad and sucks.. not a noun it's an adjective... commonly used in combination with "stress" and "hill billy chronic"..
dude that was some stale ass stress.. u smell the smoke.. its fucking stale... what are you trying to do?!?!?!?! kill me!!! yeah ur mom's face is haggard
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Opposite of fresh . Something that is old or un-trendy .
Omg, that song is so stale .
by _sl0th_ October 22, 2015
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Being so boring that everyone is just cringing away because somone has nothing new, cool, funny or interesting to introduce to others
Mr.McGuffin is so stale we're all just waiting for the class to end already

Bro your pickup game was so stale even 2 day leftover popcorn gives out more zesty flavor to conversations
by TheDankerBanker September 4, 2016
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