squizert

When you (as a man) makes your man squirt so good that he violently spews at least 3 different bodily fluids all over the room for at least 30 seconds

Yo bro you made me squizert so hard last night my mom lost her virginity

by The Mayo bandit December 12, 2022

sqwimer

to squirm & quiver simultaneously
to twitch in an unnatural way
sqwimmering, sqwimerd, sqwimers

"My eye sqwimerd at the thought of cutting onions"
"That woolie booglie made my eye sqwimer"
"You nagger, you're always sqwimmering all over the place"

by Kobman December 13, 2008

squivering squib

A word that charlie made up

You Squivering Squib!

by Raizod December 31, 2017

Squierl

Term used when you make bad food.

Jessica, a squierl wouldn’t even eat your nasty food!

by Thesquierlman October 11, 2019

squiter plates

A type of titty/nipple combo. Means a combination of "squiter bites" (i.e. small titties) and "saucer plates" (i.e. big nipples).

I went to lift up her shirt and there was nothing but squiter plates so I snuck in to her sisters room.

by danish nightmare February 26, 2009

Blind Squierl looking for nuts

When a girl is about to give you head you poke her eyes and make her find your nuts!

dude i pulled a blind squierl looking for nuts on hugos sister last night

by joethehoe524 December 29, 2007

squiver

the long, stringy, s-shaped poop, that could make people think your butt wasn't loose.

wow! jimmy, come take a look at this nice slender squiver i just took"

by ryva9125 February 26, 2011