Squeet

To quickly push out a little poop before you go somewhere.

Let me squeet and then I'll be ready to go.

by Hafadabucci June 11, 2018

Squeet

1.Squirrel Meat

2.to ejaculate. cousin to the word skeet, but only used for men under 5'2"

I waited until she went, then I could finally squeet.

by JohnnysGaL February 17, 2010

Squeet

Combination of the words SQUARE and FEET.
Square feet.

Ted and Gary were looking for a decent sized apartment. Something in the neighborhood of 1,200 squeet.

by Christopher Mulcahy December 1, 2007

squeet

A shortened version of Square Ft.

Kurtis- "Ok set designers, this apartment has to look shitty, and I'm talking like, only 4,000 squeet."

by poweredbyraycon February 12, 2022

squeet

The standard unit of squee, that is, a measure of the amount of squee an object or creature can generate. For example, a cute cartoon about kittens would measure 278 millisqueet, or 0.278 squeet. The cutest kitten photo imaginable would rate 4.8 squeet, the TEL (threshold exposure limit) before irrational gibbering will commence. A cute kitten animated gif might actually rate 0.8 or more megasqueet, resulting in a total loss of self-control (and possible bladder and/or bowel control.)

Male: "Apparently, they're remaking My Little Pony, but instead of ponies, they're kitten-ponies."
Female: "SQUEEEE! OHMYGODTHAT'SSOAWESOME! ICAN'TBELIEVETHEY'REDOINGTHIS OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD..."
Male: (checking meter) 17.1 squeets. We'd best get the restraints out now.

by The Real Egon Spengler April 18, 2014

squeet

when looking for an apartment, or speaking about the square footage of something, (SQUare) and (fEET), squeet.

My apartment is 800 squeet.

by CindyStank July 31, 2007

squeet

a mixture of cute and sweet

awwww, that was so squeet. i cant believe how squeet that kitten is, its adorable..adorably squeet

by morellocherry August 3, 2009