Squeesh

When a woman only kisses the tip of a man's penis instead of giving a full blowjob.

That chick the other night only squeeshed my dick, next time she getter at least give it a suck.

Malcolm got squeeshed the other night.

by BlackWiddow July 1, 2014

squeep

To fire someone from their job for no valid reason.

Right out of the blue, my boss called me into his office, and squeeped me. I will sue.

by No Fair August 21, 2004

Squeesless

Roadkill Squral with a soft cheessey center

pot Squeesless

by me@me November 7, 2003

Squeeosis

The condition in which something is so cute you lose your mind.

When a crazy cat lady sees a cage full of kittens and proceeds to talk gibberish or baby talk disregarding everything around her. She must be suffering from acute morbid Squeeosis.

by Battynctn June 29, 2011

Squeesh

The plural of squashes

I will bring over squeesh for dinner tomorrow.
Is this Squeesh Kosher?

by UrbanBernard June 19, 2021

squeeshed

To be squished and squeezed simultaneously.

Rima was squeeshed into the backseat of the car between two very large women.

by LeWanna February 1, 2008

Squeep

When something both squirts and weeps simultaneously. Used to discribe a stealthy fart or a shart. It is also used to
describe the dissension and ascension of Mario through pipes in Super Mario brothers.

" Just as Mario squeeped out of the pipe he got killed by that turtle. :( "

" When you werent around I squeeped out a ripe one!"

by Jeshi S April 1, 2009