Spurtle

A turtle who spins webs to collect water. Since turtles are so slow, they are unable to reach water for long periods of time and therefore have evolved into a spurtle. Spurtles make Spiderman look like a loser.

The spurtle was thirsty.

by loserpants101 May 4, 2019

Snurdleturt

A mildly annoying but lovable human that you accept in all their naughtiness.

My sister is such a snurdleturt for stealing my cookie!

by a coalition of idiots January 10, 2020

Spurtle

When a guy weakly ejaculates out of a semi-hard penis.

Like drool falling out of the mouth of a turtle, halfway into its shell while having a stroke

How was it last night?
I was pretty drunk and she wasn't really attractive so I just kind of spurtled on her knuckles while she was giving me a hand job

by Nerf Herder 77 October 17, 2020

Spurgle

The act of inserting the male's testicles into the female's anus. She will then attempt to expel them via flatulence.

The first time Keith had his girlfriend spurgle him he did not realize she had eaten Chinese food earlier that day and he was in for a surprise.

by jcm65 July 27, 2010

slurdledurdle

to suck dick

Yo son I got some good slurdledurdle from my girl last night.

by seanmalivi February 10, 2010

snurdle

to sniff around looking for something such as food or critters

Our dog likes to snurdle around the kitchen floor looking for crumbs.

by coach23 July 19, 2011

Spuddle

To cause trouble, to bicker. A verb (Spuddler), one who spuddles

Young children bickering with siblings would often be scolded for 'spuddling'

by Oxford Concise Dialect December 22, 2004