spanknanimous

Plays on spanking the monkey (masturbation) and magnanimous / unanimous. Used to refer to a chick so magnanimously hot that we'd all unanimously agree to being good investment into our spank bank.

Rosa Acosta is so damn hot. It's spanknanimous.' 'I spankcur.

by CeeDubb November 22, 2010

Spunkaneity

Ejaculating spontaneously.

He enjoys public spunkaneity.

by TheSaint37 July 10, 2017

spunktail

A form of Skunktail, but specifically located in the lower genital regions of a persons body.

Nice Spunktail Bro!

by Wharepaku warrior August 28, 2021

spunkuality

Having outgoing and determined personality with a tenacious desire to live their life to the fullest extent possible

The insurance seminar was boring until her spunkuality infected us with fun and laughter so much that we partied till “THE CRACK OF DAWN” every night.

by Ltrain206 September 28, 2021

spunktavious

Nutting so hard that you pass out and wake up confused, shocked and forgetting what happened.

I felt spunktavious after a hang over

by El_Gustano December 21, 2023

spunktavious

Nutting so hard you pass out and wake up in a state of confusion and forgetting what had happened.

I felt spunktavious after a hangover

by El_Gustano December 21, 2023

Spaghetti Spunkanaise

The sexual act of a man cooking pasta then sprinkling smegma and masturbating over the pasta covering it in semen for someone to eat. Similar to the dish of spaghetti bolognaise except instead of sauce and cheese it uses semen and smegma.

For me and my wife’s 5 year anniversary I made her spaghetti spunkanaise

by Lowkey_fire November 16, 2025