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spankette

a. A flirtatious female who teases as if enticing someone to dare spank her.
b. A female (usually one who enjoys being spanked) whose buttocks are smaller, tighter, firmer than an average adult-shaped bottom.
c. A girl, or boy (probably gay), who likes being spanked, and either acts like, or whose slim shape resembles that of a young girl.
a. That girl's nothin' but a spankette - look at how she's behaving, what a naughty tease - somone should take her over their knee... and man, am I tempted.
b. Sure, she's kinda on the skinny side, but she's a pure spankette - man, what a cute, naughty little butt.
c. That little spankette's about to get a well deserved you-know-what.
by dragonjon April 27, 2007
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spunked

When a guy spanks or slaps another person with semen on his hand - i.e. just after masturbating.

This is a generally condescending move on par with tea-bagging, and - if executed properly - causes considerable distress on the recipient's end. Do not attempt this on someone that is physically stronger than you because they will perceive it as a sign of great disrespect.
"John was being a real douche last night, so I jerked it to a picture of his girlfriend and then spunked him in his sleep."

"Dude, knock it off or I'll spunk you."
by CornellHatesMe April 17, 2009
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spunkstache

a guy that blows his load on another guys mustache. Or a ugly chick with a mustache.
kc: Man that guy is gay as fuck.
J-Rock: why man.
kc: because I know this guy that knows this guy that blew his load all over his face and gave him a spunkstache.
by verhaeghe February 4, 2010
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Spunked Yourself

From the word spunk - Which means to cum; Spunked Yourself means to cum all over yourself
You know josh wanked all night, He spunked himself 5 times in a row.
So basically you didn't get a handjob, you just Spunked Yourself
by BTEC Roadman January 12, 2020
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skunkette

James Hardiman's Onyx is a naughty skunkette.
by Colin Ritter August 4, 2003
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spankety spank

I spankety spanked that bitch's ass for 3 hours before i came on her.
by Maggot666 February 17, 2005
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