The Struggle Pisser

Usually a senior citizen who struggles vehemently to expel a few drops of urine due to his inflamed prostate. The struggle pisser exerts so much energy that it causes perspiration and appears as if the person has just engaged in a marathon. so exasberated by the activity, the struggle pisser needs to lean against the wall to regain composure. It is not uncommon for the struggle pisser to flatulate as a result of the force required.

Bill: "Howie! Are you having a heart attack or giving birth to a 5 year old? You are beat red!!!"

Howie: "Nah, my prostate is inflamed and I had to force out my pee."

Bill: "WOW! You really are The Struggle Pisser!"

by Jmpjvewal March 18, 2008

strugglebus

The state of doing anything simple and struggling an inordinate amount with it. Tends to happen after a long period of time without sleep.

Wow, I'm really riding the strugglebus today.

by m. night rider March 2, 2011

The struggle is real

A (generally) ironic saying often used in place of the saying, "first world problems". Has slightly more urban undertones than "first world problems". Denotes a situation where the user wishes to express that they are encountering some sort of undesirable difficulty, but dealing with it. With irony, it has a comical effect of dramatizing a non-critical, yet undesirable situation.

Tom: I had to walk to class today because my bike got a flat tire.
Adam: Must've been real hard, man.
Tom: Yeah. The struggle is real.

by nobranknerms October 11, 2013

struggle buggy

1920's slang for the back seat of a car. More specifically in reference to its use for romantic liaisons.

Hey toots, you wanna go park out at lover's lane and take a ride in the struggle buggy?

by CrescentCityKat June 16, 2010

Struggle Meal

A cheap meal/snack bought at the store usually eaten by broke college students. Examples include ramen, chips and dip, and microwaveable meals

-Hey kyle wanna grab some McDonald's later tonight?

-I'm running low on money man, I think I'm just gonna eat a struggle meal back in my dorm room

by kingjwizzy March 7, 2017

Struggle Muffin

A way to describe a person who struggles every single day of their life. In every single way possible.

Person 1: Man, I got locked out of my dorm in only a towel after I took a shower.

Person 2: God, you're such a struggle muffin.

by Anonymous68753 March 21, 2011

struggle cakes

A booty that lacks the potential to appeal to others .most likely a small or oddly shaped backside.

Did you see miley cyrus twerkin those nubian struggle cakes. Booty Struggle

by fildaman September 12, 2013