the act of inserting coffee straws into the coin slot of a 4 or 2 quarter Foosball table/Jitz table, to get a free game. usually can work on pool tables and air hockey tables =)
by jitz freak September 3, 2005
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Explaining something in a slightly condescending, patronizing manner, while a) assuming the person you're talking to isn't knowledgeable about the subject, b) likely believing you know more about it than you actually do, and c) thinking they must need to hear your wisdom.
Can be used as a suffix to indicate the topic being 'splained, e.g., dog-splaining, car-splaining
Can be used as a suffix to indicate the topic being 'splained, e.g., dog-splaining, car-splaining
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"I just got a puppy and you would not believe how many people dog-splain to me how I should train it or what its breed is like. They all think they're expert animal trainers."
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Person A: "Hey man, I got a chance to look at your YouTube videos. You know, channels get more views when they have attention grabbing thumbnails. You might want to try that. Also, one way to get more engagement is to have an introduction that..."
Person B: "Dude, stop YouTube-splaining me. I run my own channel. You think I don't know about all that stuff already?"
"I just got a puppy and you would not believe how many people dog-splain to me how I should train it or what its breed is like. They all think they're expert animal trainers."
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Person A: "Hey man, I got a chance to look at your YouTube videos. You know, channels get more views when they have attention grabbing thumbnails. You might want to try that. Also, one way to get more engagement is to have an introduction that..."
Person B: "Dude, stop YouTube-splaining me. I run my own channel. You think I don't know about all that stuff already?"
by CommanderFerret March 18, 2021
Get the Splaining mug.The act of public sex in a university library involving two or more coeds and a strap-on sexual device (e.g., a pink strap-on dildo).
The university police officer on patrol heard "sex noises" and moaning coming from a study room in the university library. Upon further investigation the officer observed two women splawning on the desk, with one woman leaning over the desk while the other, wearing a pink strap-on dildo, inserted the device into the other woman's vagina.
by Funky Charley May 9, 2011
Get the Splawning mug.The fine art/act of stalking, scrutinizing and mentally/physically tormenting a person as if they were your girlfriend or boyfriend. This is usually because the person who is doing the spanning is arrogant, a pompous windbag or they feel like they are owed. They have feelings for the person they span and have decided that person belongs to them without the consent, permission, reciprocation of same feelings or even the knowledge of the victim they span. The art/act of spanning is often conducted in front of friends or others in an effort to embarrass and belittle the person they span into acting the way they desire.
Person 1: Did you change the locks to lock me out of my own house??!
Person 2: Where tne fuck were you? Who did you leave with?
Person 1: None of your business, quit spanning me!
Person 2: Where tne fuck were you? Who did you leave with?
Person 1: None of your business, quit spanning me!
by poonanni May 3, 2016
Get the spanning mug.I went to that party and got sprayed! I made a few thousand!
The host of the party got up and started spraying the best dancer.
The host of the party got up and started spraying the best dancer.
by Lotanna O April 24, 2008
Get the spraying mug.When a male dips a straw in sugar and then inserts said straw into the urethral opening to his penis, and then proceeds to allow ants to enter his penis shaft through the straw. Most often, a strong erection results.
Hey Brian, you hear homeboy talking about ant-strawing in his backyard? He said got that sugarcane and his penis felt like it was going to explode... in a good way.
by Antsfolife July 26, 2018
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