Walrus Spraying

The act of ejaculating onto a very large woman. No intercourse required, just ejaculation.

Man did you see Betty at the party last night?! I Walrus Sprayed the shit out of her! I love Walrus Spraying.

by J_HO 24 April 10, 2011

Crop Spraying

Similar to Crop Dusting, Crop Spraying is when one passes gas while walking or running but accidentally expelling excrement as well through one's trousers.

Brad: "I was going to crop dust my little nephew when he was bending over to pet the dog but I accidentally ended up crop spraying them and coating them both with thick diarrhea."

by CATFOOODS January 31, 2012

crop spraying

Crop spraying - explosive diarrhoea in which one decorates the toilet bowl with fart art in much the same way as a farmer sprays dung onto his field

Doctor to patient: "ah yes, its Mr Smith isnt it? So how are the bowels today, are we crop spraying or cable laying?"

by Martin Duxon July 17, 2003

Spraying beef

Making silent and horrendously smelling farts which smell like beef or pork sausage.

Holy shit! Smells like Shoneys in here. Quit spraying beef!

by elpinche November 22, 2011

Spratling

the name for the offspring of an individual or couple that has succeeded in either finance, academia or social fame. It is a refrence to the privilige inherent to being born to such individuals even though they currently have done nothing of merit for their own name.

"The spratling is turning 3 today"
"I can't believe how big your spratling is getting

by thrutch December 3, 2013

Splatingus

(spla-ting-ous)

(A horse) that cannot griddy-up.

"omg that horse looks sick, and its fallen and cannot splatingus."

by val!!<3 March 3, 2023

spraying deuce

The ass equivalent of projectile vomiting.

The act of dropping trou, spreading one's asshole to the point of tearing, and then unwillfully surrendering to your sphincter as it sprays liquified poo in a multi-angled assault.

Guy #1: Dude, you hit that oyster bar last night?
Guy #2: No.

Guy #1: Good thing, man, cause those crustaceans had me spraying deuce all night long.

by RabbiBrowstein March 30, 2010