A Spraying Mantis is what occurs when you are about to blow your load into your girl's mouth and you pull out and spray it all over her face instead, striking a mantis-like pose right as you jizz. *On a sidenote, make sure she doesn't bite the head off your dick afterward, females have been known to do that*
"So she said she would only give you a BJ? I hope you punished that bitch with a Spraying Mantis!"
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they'resober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.