Sportflic

A person who is very attractive from certain angles, but very unattractive from others.

That new chick is such a Sportflic - hot from either side, grotesque when you're looking straight at her.

by FleaRHCP97 August 5, 2023

portfolio analyst

Someone who speaks a lot, only reads headlines and who isn't allowed to read reports beyond the first page. It also helps to be extra dramatic when talking about stock price movements. Portfolio analysts also tend to be obsessed with oil prices early in the morning

I don't know anything about this company but it looks like a short, just my portfolio analyst view.

by Junior Pakun May 4, 2018

Portfolio Management

to get fucked out of your money

Hey, they sent me to portfolio management

by Nick Drrrrr July 28, 2005

portfolio

A substitue for the word vagina used to keep corporate email clean whilst describing to one's buddies the sexual encounter that you had the night before.

Steve: I dove into this broads portfolio like the salmon of Capistrano flock home.
Rob: Wow, she sounds like a classy chick.

by White Michael Jordan April 17, 2006

Hate Portfolio

A way or ways to hurt, kill, or otherwise mess with people you feel deserve it. Can also be used in place of a hateful person's heart.

Max, you totally need to diversify your hate portfolio and kill that whore.

by A D G December 14, 2008

eportfolio

eportfolio is defined as confusion as well as complete and utter chaos. It's sole purpose in it's existence is to kill as many brain cells inside of the human teenager as possible.

yo braden, did you log into yo eportfolio?
Nah that shi left me wit bleedin kindey and a fuckin migrane

by youneedthetruth February 7, 2021

Sportmotion

Just the biggest and most amazing place in Santa Cruz where you can workout so later on you can go and stuff your face on a Burtown panchito without feeling guilty.

Don’t let anyone stop you from "pantallear". If you train at Sportmotion you want everyone to know. So go and post the damn gym.

-Why are you posting your whole workout routine?
-Because I’m at Sportmotion. Duh!

by speakingf4cts November 27, 2021