spermpop

A sufficient amount of cum that is frozen with a stick (for support). Size depends on load size as well as collection method.

Can be made with a simple ice-cube tray.

Should be consumed in the same way an ice cream pop is.

My bitch saved my cum until she had enough to make a large spermpop.

by sweetgy June 23, 2009

spoomple

When masturbaiting, right before you jizz, you bite your lip and make deep gutteral noises while leaning forward attempting to catch the load in your eye

Last night i tried my first spoomple

I think i caught an infection from yesterdays spoomple

by godhascrabs January 15, 2016

Spurmp

Coined by Dan Avidan at 7:00pm (est) on September 8, 2018, during a game grumps live stream, Spurmp is another word for your favorite live-streamer.

Person 1: Hey, Jake, who’s your favorite live-streamer?
Person 2: Oh, you mean my spurmp? I’d have to say it’s the game grumps.

by Artistic Lj September 8, 2018

Spurmp

Created by the Game Grumps, a spurmp is the name for your favorite live streamer.

My spurmp has to be Danny

by ThatPersonDJ September 8, 2018

spurmptecker

when you have another streamer you are considering to spurmp, one who is about to be your spurmp.

"i usually spurmp danny, but arin has been making some good wolf fucking jokes lately, he's my spurmptecker"

by carr0tcakes September 8, 2018

spomph

When one midget ejaculates on another midgets face

"I heard that little man over there got spomphed last night"

by Erik Matthews n shit April 18, 2008

sporped

To have sex with a girl for no apparent reason, just basically because you can.

Last night I sporped this chick in the choo choo and she was totally down with it.

by Speed Racer May 1, 2008