spooch

1 - (noun) - semen
2 - (verb) - a man's climax

1 - Ew! Don't put that spooch in her drink!

2 - He spooched all over yesterday

by Cassi S. August 31, 2004

Scootchy

A unit of measurement when the actual amount is not known. Usually used with smaller measurements.

Put in a scootchy of baking soda.
Could you move over just a scootchy?

by SnortyG November 4, 2009

beaver scootch

when a female drags her genitalia accross an unsuspecting person's forehead. i.e. the female version of the "tea bag".

when Jim was passed-out, Ashley gave him a pants-off beaver scootch right on his forehead.

by Jamoca May 5, 2003

spotch

A person of limited wit that walks around with his hand on his chin looking lost.

Going into the Hoboken train station saying "pack of marlboro" I am a spotch.

by sand dollar January 13, 2008

Snootch

The So-called "street" way of saying Vagina.

I likey your snootch. Insert penis 8==D in the snootch (()).

by Rainbow Yoshi December 28, 2005

Pickle Smootcher

A homosexual male that operates undercover until he gets you alone. Usually operates in bars or at the gym.

I hate to tell you this Harry, but I think the guy who just bought you a beer is a Pickle Smootcher.

by Benny the chicken killer July 12, 2006

Squeedily Spooch

The irken equivelent of an organ, it controls all bodily functions.

Hurts when hit by dodge ball.

"auugh! My Squeedily Spooch!"

by got_human? February 10, 2005