spoop

spoop may be used in any situation where ambiguity regarding a person/object/substance's origin, constitution or intent exists.

Jesus H. Chrizzist! Whats all this spoop in the sink?

Ok. Who spooped all over my Supreme Chalupa!?

Watch that dude. I hear he partakes in spoopicide.

At 8:13 this morning, known spoopicidal maniac ____ ______ was arrested outside of his home in South Beach, Florida.

by notariety June 08, 2006

Spoops

When acid shoots out of your abdomen. This disease is uncontrollable and has hit over 659 trillion Americans (only) and hasn't even hit Europe yet.

"Yo john has the spoops.. Stay away..."

(John) *acid shoots everywhere. Everyone dies. And John*

by Dr. Ãmbah, Tmac November 29, 2013

spoop

A slimy mixture of shit and cum. This phenomenon usually occurs after anal cream pies, when one contracts the semen out of their ass (usually for visual stimulative purposes) to unknowingly present it mingled with their own shit juices.

Guy 1: I was all excited all after loading that bitch's ass with my spooge... until she forced it out with the chipotle burrito she had for lunch.
Guy 2: Weak. What did you do?
Guy 1: I put the spoop on a frozen waffle and made the bitch eat it.
Guy 2: Not weak.

by Angel Spawn June 30, 2010

spoop

The substance which leaks out of a gay man's ass after anal sex without a condom. ie spermy poop

Jean Claude noticed that his lover's underwear were spoop stained.

by Justin Swift March 09, 2004

spoop

the mixture of sperm and poop left as evidence of some butt humping

Josh: Is that spoop on your chest?
Kevin: I must have missed some in my attempts to gurgle!

by shell hunter March 06, 2013

spoop

To spew feces all over someone.

Spoop: To spew feces onto someone else.
Example:
Person 1: I hate Morning Wood
Person 2: So punch it and make it go away
Person 1: I am NOT punching my dick!
Person 2: Then I'll do it for you.
Person 1: If you punched me in the dick I would fist your asshole.
Person 2: No you wouldn't, because then I would end up spooping all over you like last time.

by lydddd. July 20, 2008

spoop

well its spoop... you know?

whenever alphazodiac sighned a yearbook he wrote 'spoop' and then his name

by alphazodiac June 25, 2003