Stoolmate

When you and another person are in a public bathroom and both of you are waiting for the other to leave because you both have to poop and would like to poop in peace yet neither of you want to make the first move.

I sat in the walmart bathroom for 20 minutes in a stoolmate with the person next to me because we both needed to poop but neither of us would leave nor start pooping.

by Kaytiekat October 3, 2013

Spoonface

Someone whos face bears an uncanny likeness to a spoon be it table or dessert

Honey from Eastenders is a spoonface
Katiya from Neighbours is a spoonface

by snowpaws January 21, 2009

Spoonmeat

Spoonmeat is a luxury food item, usually available from frozen food supermarkets in the United Kingdom such as the popular 'Coldland'. It is traditionally served with an accompaniment of 'Carbonated Dipping Jam' and is popular on special occasions such as 54th birthday party's.

"My, this Spoonmeat is delicious! And tell me; what is in this Carbonated Dipping Jam?"

"It's 8p a pot"

by B. Hive December 14, 2012

spoonface

a racial slur to an person of Asian culture. examples: Chinese, Vietnamese, Korean etc

Guy 1: Man these spoonfaces can sure make some noodles.
Guy 2: Wow that's Racist , your such an asshole .

by Tyler the Juggalo January 19, 2018

spoonbation

When one vigorously shoves a spoon repeatedly up ones vagina and/or anus

Elizabeth: I totally spoonbated last night

April: you what?
Beth: when you shove a spoon up there and masturbate???

April: oh....
Beth: yeah spoonbation!

by Ginacharles0412 February 28, 2018

spoonage

A sexual inuendo for many sexual acts like blow jobs or eating out.

Kayla put the spoon in her mouth and removed it slowly, and Ashlyn yelled "Kayla, nice spoonage!" Dan then offered her more spoonage while cooking.

by jmb11111 March 11, 2009

spoonage

When a person grabs a plastic spoon(or spork), puts some kind of food on its end and flicks the food in another's face

Alex had some major spoonage on Mike at the lunch table

by Gabe November 10, 2003