SPOONTISM

one who wishes or preforms the act of sucking cock. By saying this word...you my friend are into spoontism.

hey dude, do you spoontism because i do!

by sodapopjorge March 8, 2011

spoonieism

A religion that is when you pray upon a tiny spoon that is on top of a Christmas tree. Every night at 9:30 PM pray to the spoon in hopes life goes well. Every Sunday church will be held at 9:00 so please join us. (don't worry its not a cult <3)

Are you in the spoonieism religion?

by SPOONIEISM4LYFE December 9, 2019

Spoonism

1. n. Of or relating to The Spooners, a cult like group of people from around the world, primarily the US, Denmark, Australia, and England.

ant. spork

That is such a spoonism!

by Amelia Marie July 16, 2008

Spoonerisms

Coined from the late great Do-Shua Jick-Sun III, a term that relates to any anecdote or act performed by an individual who continues to pursue or pester an individual. The acts tend to be related to feelings of unrequited love, wherein the individual would exert extreme or obsessive behaviour towards an uninterested in individual.

Robin: Uh oh, he asked me to go on cam again and to flash my gooch :(

Josh: Yet another one of his crazy Spoonerisms right that. Sorry to hear this.

Dan: LULZ.

by Snorlax's Friend Sposhjewnar May 30, 2010

Spoonism

Spoonism Is A Religion Surrounding Reflection

Hey did you hear that Bobby joined Spoonism?

by Dead guy in a ditch April 2, 2021

spoonerism

When you switch the first 2 letters of 2 words around to form a new phrase.

Here's a spoonerism:

Cloudy hit.

by I ain't tellin' you NoTHIN!!! September 16, 2006

spoonerism

A spoonerism is defined by the Webster Random House dictionary as: the inadvertent disposition of usually the initial sounds of words. For example: "A blushing crow took a crushing blow."

Meg: "...you're a smart fella, Dad."
Peter: "And you're a fart smeller, Meg presses her face to his butt then farts, hence completing the spoonerism."

by AeJhay_Stucco34 September 21, 2021