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Spoonication

The act of laying in bed with your partner (I.E. Boyfriend, Girlfriend, F-buddy, etc) and spooning them, until it leads ultimately to fornication.
Fred: "I gotta go man, Melissa is lonely and I might be able to get laid."

Bob: "Yeah man, try to do some Spoonication"
by BodybaggedOG August 8, 2009
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poo-spooning

Verb.
The sexual act in which two individuals lie down and engage in sodomy.
(butt-sex)
Jeremy was totally "poo-spooning" that chick earlier. Probably got dingleberries all over his mushroom spear.

Syn.

ass-assault, butt-secks, crap-crimping, dooky-diving, erectile-excursion, fecal-fucking, gloryhole-in-one, hemorrhoid-hammering, irrigating-ass, johnson-jamming, korn-hole-killin', log-lodging, mierda-moviendo,

nug-nudging, orifice-obliteration, poop-pummeling,

quarry-quarrel, rim-ramming, shit-shredding and/or stabbing, turd-tickling, urethra-upheaval, vandalizing victor, wood-wammy, fuck x, yo-yoing, "the zoo-zipline"
by Assy Johnson November 4, 2011
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Silver Spoonin

"sil-ver" - "spoon-in"

noun,
1. A person who promulgates their entire success as being attributed to their parents' own accomplishments.
2. A person that, by accident of birth, believes that they do not require to work hard throughout life as they will be provided for entirely by their parents.

Origin
2011-2013; < Canadian
Easy, guys... I put my big girl panties on just like the rest of you - one leg at a time...Except once they're on, my parents are wealthy, so they're just going to provide for me however I want.

Oh Boy, there he goes again - always silver spoonin'!
by jxf163 October 8, 2012
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Spoonicle

a word used to describle the 'little spoon' in a spooning session.
guy: 'can we spoon?'
girl: 'yes, can i be the spoonicle?'
guy: 'ok'
by lollot16 August 14, 2011
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Spoonie

A word used to describe a person with a chronic illness, which originated with the spoon theory that helps explain what it's like to have a chronic illness to people who are in good health.

It is very popular amongst people who suffer from P.O.T.S.; Post Orthostatic Tachycardia Syndrome, which is a form of dysautonomia characterized by many symptoms which includes fainting, extreme fatigue, low bp, fast heartrate, hypotension headaches, low blood volume, exercise intolerance and more. It is chronic and has no known cure although large amounts of salt in the diet, drinking constant fluids, compression stockings, and medications have been known to help with some symptoms.
My favorite spoonie items are compression stockings, shower chairs, and salt tabs :)
by LittleGus April 21, 2018
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Spooning

It’s when Daniel takes out a spoon from his lunch box and proceeds to hit you with it
Me- Daniel what are you doing
Daniel- IM SPOONING YOU!
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1 man 2 spoons

The most disgusting video i've ever seen.
it's basically a man popping both of his eyeballs with two spoons *one spoon for one eye*
just don't search it, you're going to be critically concerned.

the video was enough for me to want to die.
hey man, have you seen adam?
ah yes, he commited suicide.
why?
he watched 1 man 2 spoons
by TheAnonymousWaffle April 3, 2020
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