spooge luge

1. a tattoo on the small of a womans back, that she presumably likes to be covered with a man's seemen

That girl is such a slut, that spooge luge has all of our names on it.

by wheezy302 November 13, 2007

spooge crystals

White crusty substance that has been left over after mansoup spills on furniture and dries.

I went to sit on my couch and noticed my roommate left spooge crystals all over my favorite spot.

My girlfriends bangs were stuck to her forehead due to spooge crystals.

by Ima P Ness April 25, 2010

spöngel

A bit chubby kid around swimming places.

Yo! Look at that spöngel!

by chrisby chicken June 3, 2020

Shoogely

(Scottish) When something makes you shake or bounce at random and sometimes quite violently.

"Those pot holes on the road are going to make the drive to work quite shoogely!"

by Gr8 October 28, 2007

Spooge Hole

n. 1. An orifice into which ejaculate is deposited, usually in large quantities by several doners. 2. A sexually promiscuous person who craves cock and enjoys receiving mass quantities of ejaculate into their own bodily orifices.

That bitch I met in Aransas Pass last night was a fucking spooge hole! S'keet, s'keet, s'keet!

by Waylon the Talking Pumpkin August 1, 2006

post cum; after spooge

the small amount of semen that oozes from the penis up to 5 minutes after ejaculation.

The post cum put a spot on my new trousers.

by Ernie September 29, 2004

spooge launcher

A penis capable of an emphatic discharge, either by velocity, distance or both.

I made a real mess with my spooge launcher last night. I still haven't found all of it yet.

by wild chewbacca September 12, 2011