Skip to main content

Sponging

The act of soaking a tampon with hard liquor and inserting said tampon into the rectum with the goal of becoming intoxicated.
"Beer is too expensive man, I'm just gonna sponge it tonight."

"Sponging gets you so hammered, you gotta be careful with it."
by Billyman13 December 30, 2009
mugGet the Sponging mug.

sponging

Male masturbatory practice.

A spong laden with baby-oil/lotion is placed on a toilet seat; the erection is then place upon said sponge. A second similar sponge is then place atop the erection, and the toilet lid is then pressed down upon the whole caboodle. Thrusting can then commence, applying harder down-pressure as climax approaches.
I'm going home to have a good old sponging tonight!
by Skirtlifter January 10, 2005
mugGet the sponging mug.

Sponging

Sleeping, eating and surfing the web all day. Wasting life away
Sponging - J.Mundi From Sunderland
by R8SAFE April 28, 2012
mugGet the Sponging mug.

sponging

the act of dipping your testicles into a bucket or pool of water long enough for them to enlarge three times in size. You then take your enlarged, spongy balls and press them against the eye sockets of a friend while he/she sleeps.
Dude i was sponging Danny so hard last night.
by BigSponger December 22, 2010
mugGet the sponging mug.

French Sponging

The act of wiping human residue off public facilities using a french baguette
Stephen entered Snow Hill Toilets armed with a baguette and proceeded to 'french-sponge' the residue from the toilet seat in cubicle 4 - therefore he had done some french sponging
by Mr ON October 3, 2007
mugGet the French Sponging mug.

sponging

to chat on facebook with your niggys while blogging.
i was sponging the other day and it was some adrenaline pumping multi-tasking action
by Hugh Mongous March 10, 2009
mugGet the sponging mug.

Sponging

A "Nasal Blowjob" whereby nasal mucus acts as a lubricant for a man's erect penis.

The ejaculation occurs inside the nose, or nasal pathway, before the person being "sponged" sucks it up along with mucus to the back of the throat, and swallows it.
"I totally sponged that bitch last night."

"I'm sorry - I have a throat infection. But you can sponge me all you want."

"Sponging makes me come so hard."
by Floor1KitchenKrew October 3, 2008
mugGet the Sponging mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email