Spongeaphobia

Afraid that SpongeBob is going to kill you.

Adam has Spongeaphobia.

by Axl Pose March 1, 2008

spongmonkey

a googly eyed jungle rodent that has massive teeth and can sing and play the guitar

One day i was walkin in the jungle when i saw a Spongmonkey playing the guitar

by Alexander Corner July 28, 2003

Spongebawls

A funny name for Spongebob in the famous Grandma's Kisses spoof.

Whip out your sack I'll be back in a sec Spongebawls.

by iTzJSw4g June 12, 2011

Spoogleman

A wooden spoon with a face drawn on with a black marker pen...and a pair of pipe cleaners for arms and legs. As an accessory to spoogleman you can get the spoogle man swimming pool and house set.

You are a F**king spoogleman.

by Johnny & Frank April 4, 2003

spongemike

A spongemike is used in African cultures to bathe eachother during a special ceremony. The spongemike is a thick cloth used to the bathing. Each member of the tribe ejaculates into the spongemike to bathe their children with. It is said that this process will increace the life of the child and promote good fortune.

We will ejaculate into the spongemike to bathe our children.

by Robert Smith January 29, 2005

Spongeboni

It's that shit that mops shit up!!!!!!!111

Hey bro, I need to mop up that jizz stack; pass that spongeboni!!!!!!!!11111

by JiZZ$SpONgeS December 2, 2011

Spongenatic

Someone who can't stop making Spongebob references in a conversation that has nothing to do with Spongebob.

Makayla: "Who put YOU on the planet?"

Me: My mommy.

Makayla: It's from a Spongebob episode.

Me: Spongenatic.

by tempertant October 3, 2023