splop

combination of splatter and plop

Ketchup dropped on the floor can create a splop.
Runny dog poo can leave a splop on your floor.

by gidget&moon-doggie May 1, 2008

Splumptious

scrumptious and plump

Mark: Hey Steve, did you see that girl's ass?
Steve: Oh yeah, it looked hella splumptious!

by Montgomery Charles December 15, 2008

spoomple

When masturbaiting, right before you jizz, you bite your lip and make deep gutteral noises while leaning forward attempting to catch the load in your eye

Last night i tried my first spoomple

I think i caught an infection from yesterdays spoomple

by godhascrabs January 15, 2016

Sploopy

A sploopy is when your dads accountant has a massive orgy with you entire collective family during the month of Ramadan

Hey did you hear that I’m having a sploopy today?

by anonymous December 6, 2020

splorpie

Splorpie s-plohrp-ee is defined as an adjective describing a person exhibiting very "monkey-like" behavior, or an adverb describing an action as "monkey-like" or abnormal in nature. Synonyms for splorpie are crazy, deranged, demented, wild, nutty, nuts, mad, absurd, ludicrous, sporadic, abnormal, and ridiculous. Acceptable synonyms can also be unhinged or unstable.

Hey, I saw that guy flinging his feces at people on the subway again. That guy's always been pretty splorpie.

by Tropicarus May 28, 2021

[shlompa]

another word for slut, hoe, or any other girl that sleeps around with many guys

used when other shlompas are around

Guy #1 - dude whos that girl over there making out with blake, wasnt she just getting with roman

Guy #2 - yep, shes a shlompa

by roman and bratsiya January 1, 2009

spomph

When one midget ejaculates on another midgets face

"I heard that little man over there got spomphed last night"

by Erik Matthews n shit April 18, 2008