spiderus

Spider father in Miss Spider's Sunny Patch. Has a pepper headed wife and triplets. Can be used in any sentence jokingly.

"Without makeup, you look as good as Spiderus."

by Scarce Spideris April 1, 2017

Splinters

When a woman hasn't shaved in awhile, and you feel very little hairs as grope her leg.

Damn girl, you got splinters!

by pistolpetee January 7, 2010

Spiderus

The maniacal white spider from Ms Spiders Sunny Patch Kids.

It also means insane or legit

That guy is sooooo spiderus there's now as legit as HIM.

by awsb2006 June 10, 2019

dome splitters

A huge hit that hurts your head.

Man, That bong gives dem dome splitters.

by Michael McMichaels January 27, 2009

face splinters

Man stubble as defined by a 5 year old.

Daddy, your beard looks like lot of little splinters in your face. Face splinters.

by Semada July 16, 2017

anal splinters

Splinters you get in your

anus after using a wooden dildo in your bumhole

Fuck mate, I have anal splinters from the anal I did with that wooden dildo my friend got me

by pponkie September 27, 2019

you'll get splinters

A derogatory rebuff to someone who is constantly sitting on the fence.

Grow some balls and form an opinion or you'll get splinters.

by Rikstir February 4, 2014