spit on it

1. A desperate plea often used by creeps to have someone salivate upon their genitalia

2. Another way of saying "Go Fuck Yourself"

3. An awesome slogan that is common upon T-shirts at Mission San Jose High School

Mustafa: Please, spit on it...just a little?
Madeline: Ew! gtfo, loser
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Mustafa:I'm sorry, I didn't mean to be such a douche....
Madeline: Why don't you just spit on it
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Dude: Hey, where did you get that sweet T-shirt?
Madeline: Internet

by Hotdog Mcweiner July 2, 2008

Spit on it (just the tip)

1 a : To provide lubrication for an over sized penis (as it compares to vagina).

b : The advanced completion of the starfish technique.

2 a : Natural anti chaffing method.

b : The best way to sanitize a wound.

Girl: Wait...i dont think its gona fit.
Guy: Spit on it (just the tip)

Guy: Can i use the back door?
Girl: (No response because shes in the starfish position)
Guy: *spitting noise*

Guy1: AHH!!!
Guy2: What?
Guy1: I just cut my finger!
Guy2: Stop being a pussy and spit on it.

by craigslist October 30, 2013

putting a positive spit on it

v; To insult something or someone in a hearty or jovial manner, in replacement of the phrase 'positive spin'.

Karen: *enthusiastically* "That last speaker was a right dick knuckle!"

Ben: "Well that's putting a positive spit on it."

by Heartemis June 29, 2011

spit on it and walk away

a) what a dog does with anything it can't eat, chew, or play with

b ) (A variation of "piss on it and walk away"): walk away from any experience, even a negative one, with your head held high, and move onto bigger and better things, instead of letting the experience frustrate you.

In terms of anger management adapted to modern society, especially under definition b) mentioned above, spit on it and walk away is more than a solid good piece of advice; the same can be applied to, to some extent, in dealing with negative people, or people you can't/don't want to get along with.

by Sexydimma February 3, 2015

don't slit my throat over it

What you say when you mess something up in the smallest way possible and someone affected by it overreacts seriously

Katy: Hey, where's my phone?

Ryan: Oh, I used it to call my mom, I think.
Katy: OH MY GOD YOU DID WHAAAAATTT?!! FUCK YOU I TOLD YOU TO USE YOUR PHONE TO CALL YOUR MOM! NOT MINE! HOW THE HELL DO YOU EVEN KNOW MY PASSWORD?! WHAT THE FUUUUUUCK?!!!!
Ryan: hey, hey, hey! It was just one call! Plus you left your password lying around on a piece of paper! Don't slit my throat over it!

by Oh my my February 26, 2015

Spit on your ass and fuck it

When someone says this it mean that they will talk down or talk shit about you.

I’m going to spit on your ass and fuck it.

by Blackcheddar May 21, 2022

Splitits

The natural and quite pleasant accentuation that occurs when a long strap or belt is is placed between a woman's breasts, like when they carry a shoulder bag with the strap positioned on the shoulder on the opposite side of their body.

Henry's got excited when he noticed his date's splitits after she fastened her seat belt.

by beeyebickiebuy October 4, 2006