slince

A small slice of something, bigger then a sliver, smaller then a slce.

oh i wont be able to finish a whole slice, can a just have a slince?

by tootsymcgonagall August 15, 2011

pee splice

when youre taking a piss and it splits into many streams. usually happens during your moring piss.

david says: sorry i'm late. i had a pee splice so i had to clean the toilet up.

by k-dawg November 10, 2004

Splinge

Gaps in the hairstyle fringe

Fix your hair you have a splinge

by Flade June 13, 2015

Dick Splinter

A small piece of wood that gets stuck into the folds of a penis after having sex through or with an object made of wood.

Having sex through a wooden door with no doorknob may result in a painful dick splinter. Other potential risks of obtaining a dick splinter occurs while fornicating with: a chair, a tree, or the frame of a house.

by XCPLeprechaun July 1, 2011

Splintercourse

The act of having intercourse on an unfinished wooden surface.

Last night Richard and I had awesome splintercourse on the edge of his wooden hot tub...ouch. Do you have any tweezers?

by Deirdre (DeDe) Daniels February 18, 2009

reticulating splines

v.
A necessary computation performed by numerous Maxis Sim games. Content simply cannot be generated without meticulous reticulation.

See: reticulatingsplines on ytmnd for further information.

I just generated a random map, but had to wait for the game to finish reticulating splines.

by Crick Albert July 22, 2009

cunt splice

a type of rope splice used to join two lines in the rigging of ships. The two ends are side spliced together with a gap between the two parts, forming a short section where the two lines lay side-by-side when taut.

Damn it! My cunt splice came apart.

by hiromasasama May 15, 2009