Splatty Mayonnaise

The resulting substance that usually sprays a man after he cums in a woman's ass and pulls out too fast causing her to fart.

Splatty mayonnaise went all over me after the girl I just did in the ass farted.

by 8SoundsGreat February 27, 2010

spratzy

Refers to a person that is "spratzd". A person who has been ejaculated on is said to have been spratzied. To spratzy someone is to ejaculate on them.

The man decided to spratzy his wife and her friend

by mike 'spratzy' spencer January 9, 2009

splatzle

what americans refer to as "irony". its not! just bcuz something works out interestingly or in a wierd way DOES NOT MAKE IT IRONY U STUPID FREAKING AMERICANS!!!

"hey isnt it ironic that a weiner dog looks like a hot dog and hot dogs are called weiners too?"
"nah man, thats splatzle"

by cynicalbunnyphilosopher July 2, 2009

splatypus

when a platypus is dropped 20 stories onto it's bill.

Did you see that splatypus on the pavement yesterday?

by bobthened January 4, 2017

splatty

A bald person.

Look at the/that splatty dude walking this way...

by Ashnorris69 November 15, 2018

Splatty

Used to describe objects(usually food) that have both qualities of being soft and nasty.

John: Bro look at this picture of Al's banana
Hannah: Mmm, lovely banana. Looking splatty.

by Urban S. Pearl March 14, 2022

splatty natty

Natasha’s now decaying body

If this flops ima pull a splatty natty

by boothandbabes March 25, 2022