n. a turd that has been splattered all over the toilet bowl
v. to splatter a turd all over the toilet bowl, usually unintentionally
v. to splatter a turd all over the toilet bowl, usually unintentionally
by pornhorn50 January 11, 2010
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The act of vigorously thrusting your shaft deep into a girl on her period, causing blood to splatter over your genitals and belly.
by SplatterKing October 26, 2013
Get the Splatter Back Special mug.When a large amount of diarrhea explodes out of the anus and into the toilet, causing the entire interior of the bowl to look like it's been airbrushed the color of the expelled feces.
Paul quietly went into the restroom late at night so that nobody would hear the Splattegory he was going to make, but to his dismay, Ivet was awake and heard him. She banged on the bathroom door and told him there was no way she was going to clean up after the Squat Patty he dropped!
by Aeryck June 14, 2006
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seldom popular with women outside of pornography, this manuever will likely result in a man being forced to wear a condom during all future sexual encounters.
by Dawn Davenport October 25, 2004
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by Ivan September 5, 2005
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I like when I get wasted because it's a good opportunity for my girlfriend to drop me a good splasty
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