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shits and splatters

"man last night i played a mad game of shits and splatters"

"after those burritos i went home and played shits and splatters"
by rvp December 28, 2008
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poopy butt splatters

cadence says "i think im a happy person"..Bob says "poopy butt splatters is all that matters."
by ramsey mckirk November 15, 2010
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Spits and Splatters

While in the process of having sexual intercourse with a woman in the "doggy style" position, the man pulls out and pretends to ejaculate on the woman's back by spiting on it. And when the unsuspecting woman turns around to complain, the man blows it all over her face. This is usually followed by a "what now, bitch!?" and uncontrollable laughter.
Dude, I totally went Spits and Splatters on that chick last night! Her face AND back was covered in my bodily fluid! Hell yeah!
by CoolBlue91 August 7, 2011
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The Splatters

when a person has a liquid based stool that covers the entire bowl of a toilet upon release.
Man that food went through me i had the splatters bad!
by Heisenberg7 October 12, 2015
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Dance Floor Splatters

When upon hitting the dance floor one feels the onset of a violent, uncontrollable bout of diarrhea that demands immediate expulsion from one's bowels.
I made the mistake of eating a crunch wrap supreme before hitting the club last night. As soon as I got on the floor with my date I got the dance floor splatters. Talk about a shitty first date!
by Bowel Problems Bandit May 10, 2009
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splatties

The diarrhea that is caused by a night of drinking heavy amounts of natty or natty ice.
Matt: Want to go get some lunch dude?

Dillon: Nah man I have to be within a 10 ft. radius of a toilet, I got the splatties.

Matt: You should get a job and buy some nicer beer.
by pearljam December 22, 2013
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splatters

A portmanteau of ass and platter, splatters are any pants or shorts worn lower than the waist that highlight the accessibility of the butt, presumably as an advertisement of one's eagerness for anal sex. Likely a carryover from the prison trend to announce homosexuality by wearing the pants low.
"Fool's wearin splatters and he ain't even gay!"

"What's with all these punks wearing splatters? You'd think it was Happy Hour at a gay bar."
by <MF> July 15, 2009
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