splashback

1. When you drop a doogan in the toilet and it hits at such a force that water splashes up onto your cheeks and/or anus.

2. When you stand too close to a urinal whilst urinating and urine splashes back onto your shoes and/or legs.

"Shit, my arse crack is wet 'cause I got splashback from that toilet."

"Hey Joe, what's that all over your shoes?"
"Fuck don't you just hate splashback?"

by Joeyjoejoe Jr. Shabadoo October 1, 2008

toxic splashback

The unpleasent and unwanted action of water or deoderizer fluid splashing back up on one's ass after depositing a very large shit into either an outhouse or a john.

OSHA requires all poop 6 inches or longer be hand lowered due to toxic splashback.

by crazy lumberjack June 18, 2006

Splashy splashy

A (very) loose measurement of spirits. The amount of alcohol being determined by how long it takes to say "splashy splashy".

Also use "Splashy"

Also a term for a drink.

Used in London and North Eastern Australia.

Are you coming to mine for splashy splashy tonight?

by Queen Douche I January 15, 2011

Slashbook Pro

The indented opening tab on a Macbook Pro has corners so sharp you can slash a wrist on it

Apple is known to be meticulous about design except for this one main feature & the irony is, it's positioned exactly where your wrists rest

A Slashbook Pro could also can be referred to as Emo Tech

Friend: "Dude have you gone all Emo?"

Self: "Nah mate, those wrist scars are from my Slashbook pro"

by theflb June 15, 2011

SplashBerry

When a female ejaculates while on her period leaving a bloody disarray for her sexual partner.

"Ben: Dude how was last night with Rachel!?
Josh: Don't ask!!!
Ben:why, what happened?
Josh: I got SplashBerry in my eye!!!"

by Ihopper December 28, 2014

splashy cashy

when you suddenly obtain large amounts of cash, but carelessly blow it cause why not

jason went to vegas and hustled some novices on the roulette table, then went splashy cashy on blackjack and lost it all

by Tri-Winner December 18, 2018

splishy splashy

1. As a question; to ask if would be desireable to consume or purchase wine.
2. A descriptive term for wine.

1.
Person A: Splishy splashy (waving bottle at person B)?
Person B: Sure!

2.
Person A: What did you buy at the supermarket?
Person B: Loadsa bread, milk and some splishy splashy

by ian March 17, 2005